Love: Today, I found out my girlfriend of 3 years has been cheating...

By king400 - 25/11/2012 08:09 - United States - Lancaster

Today, I found out my girlfriend of 3 years has been cheating on me. When I explained the situation to the "other guy", he exclaimed that I was lying because I was jealous and trying to ruin his relationship. He punched me in the face. FML

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You deserved it 2 976

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By bad day Brutus - 29/04/2013 05:26 - United States

Today, I confessed to cheating to my girlfriend. She decided to go up to the girl and ask her about it. The girl denied it and said she didn't even know me. My girlfriend walked up to me, called me a liar and punched me in the face. FML

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By Ari - 16/06/2011 04:19 - United States

Today, a man came up to me and punched me in the face. He turned out to be the guy my ex-girlfriend cheated on me with. Apparently, she told him we broke up because I used to beat her. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2019 12:00

Today, I learned that the guy I was seeing had a girlfriend that he hid from me. I found this out when she attacked me. FML

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By FuckedByLife - 12/02/2017 19:00 - United Kingdom - Bridgend

Today, I discovered that my boyfriend of two years was cheating on me. How? His other girlfriend crashed her car into mine and had him pick her up. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/04/2013 22:06 - United Kingdom - Kingston

Today, I was out when a guy walking with his girlfriend eyed me up. I made a shocked face at him and kept walking. The next thing I knew, his girlfriend was beating the shit out of me claiming that I was "the other woman." I'd never seen the guy before in my life. FML

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By gircos - 30/04/2014 00:10 - United States - Westerly

Today, I learned my girlfriend was cheating on me. After giving her a second chance and meeting her parents for the first time, her father said at the dinner table, "I like the other guy better." FML

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By DayamyWuzHere - 24/11/2009 22:47 - United States

Today, some girl punched me in the face and left a huge purple bruise. Apparently, her boyfriend has been cheating on her with me, because she always sees him walking me home. Her boyfriend is my older brother, who didn't bother telling her who I was, because he "wanted to see what she would do." FML

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By hero to zero - 04/07/2011 16:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend's ex punched me so hard in the face, I couldn't see straight. But I got up anyway. I lunged at him, and nailed him in the jaw. Turns out I'd in fact just knocked out my girlfriend the on-looker. FML

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Star witness

By Anunimos - 19/04/2015 13:08 - Romania - Bucharest

Today, I found out my best friend's girlfriend is cheating on him with his own brother. I went over to his place and told him everything while his girlfriend was in the same room. He called me a jealous liar who wanted to break them up, and kicked me out while she looked on, smirking. FML

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By gng2fckngkilluyoufckngfckr - 03/08/2012 18:31 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me. I also found out that my best friend knew about it all along. When I confronted him, he tried to justify the betrayal by saying that she paid him to keep quiet. FML

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Sunday 25 November 2012 16:12

Well at least they sound like they deserve each other

Vidrill 22

Sunday 25 November 2012 16:19

If he wants your cowardly, lying bitch of a "girlfriend", he can have her. I know it hurts now, but you deserve someone who will at the very least be upfront with you.

Comments

AtomicRebirth 11

Monday 26 November 2012 2:45

Dump the sorry ho. Find yourself a faithful woman.

nikazone 0

Monday 26 November 2012 2:48

Why didnt you just leave her ass and bust his nuts on the way outa the relationship ... Ydi for bein a pussy.

echosaints 5

Monday 26 November 2012 3:49

Why would u bother talking to the other dude? Just dump ur chick and move on.

svahrsrdacwby87 7

Monday 26 November 2012 5:45

Charge him with assault and then sue his ass. He won't have any money to spend on her!

acetheone 8

Monday 26 November 2012 6:25

when i read things like this, i get paranoid. what if my girl is cheating? i'd kill them both. fyl op, find someone who deserves you.

Mrnice 8

Monday 26 November 2012 7:17

Next scene: you in the bar, telling your story to the barman who turns out to be her boyfriend too

fairymacabre 7

Monday 26 November 2012 12:43

Or you could just pull a Chris Brown. If you know what I'm sayin'. Keep that pimp hand strong, OP.

deathtothepix 26

Monday 26 November 2012 18:44

So let them be idiots together and remember karma makes its way eventually and that old habits die hard.

noisebox 1

Monday 26 November 2012 18:53

You got screwed twice, my advice to feel better is, ditch the cheater immediately and figure out a good payback scheme for the banging butt slurpy retard, or due a two for one payback scheme to get relief!