By Anonymous - 25/11/2012 09:07 - United States - Atwater

Today, a shopper approached me at Target and said, "So are you just gonna stand there to look pretty and do nothing around here?" I ignored his comment, until he got so upset that he wanted to speak to my manager. It would have been understandable if I actually worked there. FML
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Pleonasm 35

That's more of a HDI, I would've been laughing my ass off at him if I were you, OP, don't take it too seriously.

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twinkiefeets 17

Next time make sure you aren't wearing red and khaki when you shop at target.

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Pleonasm 35

That's more of a HDI, I would've been laughing my ass off at him if I were you, OP, don't take it too seriously.

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Pleonasm 35

I didn't manage to find any, but that wasn't the target anyway. I just wanted to show OP a Lidl sympathy.

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Pleonasm 35

Hairy Dingbat Intercourse and Oscillating Penis.

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lilhellian 26

pft hairy ***** inside and operational penis

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XPetrova 10

She should've told him, "MAN, DON'T TARGET ME!"

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kobelstone23 13

Do you live on fml, dude? You comment on everything.

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TourettesGuyFTW 25

No he lives IN FML. Who lives ON stuff?! Some people...

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twinkiefeets 17

38--op means original poster. I have no idea what hdi means.

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Pleonasm 35

49 -My mum always told me that if I spent to much time on the computer, I'd get sucked into the screen... HELP... IS ANYONE ELSE IN THIS CYBERSPACE? GET ME OUT OF HERE! FML is a cold and ruthless site. One does not simply walk into FML. Its black gates are guarded by more than just Trolls. There is idiocy there that does not sleep. The great Mods are ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with spam, rage, and sarcasm. The very air you breathe is a poisonous fume. Not with ten-thousand men could you do this. It is folly.

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lilhellian 26

I don't live in or on FML. I am FML. Bow down. Just kidding it's really easy to comment, and have free time while everyone else is at church.

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loloalltheway 23

38: OP: original poster HDI: he deserves it

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JennaNGood 21

52 - my new hero, and im hoping you recited that all from memory:p

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TourettesGuyFTW 25

Pleo - I'll save you. Actually, if I save you, that means no more puns. On seconds thoughts...stay right there.

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BlueFlatts 20

I agree with 1. He's the one looking stupid in front of a pretty girl, your just presumably wearing red at target. If not it was a horrible pick up attempt.

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FizzyApple 3

77- he obviously didn't recite it, he made it up.

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KSG472 3

HDI stands for he deserved it, not sure what op is. I always see it in the fml comments though. Cheers

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kittykat1501 31

38- original poster and he deserves it! Duh

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rebamoo 14

OP = original poster, and HDI = he deserves it

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XPetrova 10

That's awkward. And at least he thinks you're pretty. This isn't really an FML... he sorted of complimented you in a weird and angry way. He was probably just confused. You should've been like, "Dude, I don't work here."

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mpsteve137 15

Well at least you know you're pretty :)

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TheOneTC 8

Not sure why this bugs you. He's the idiot.

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tacojauns 45

If you wear a red shirt at Target your gunna have a bad time

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sioux4 17

I gotta agree, I'm not quite sure why this was voted up on the site to count as an fml

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CharresBarkrey 15

Yeah seriously, I could have had some fun with this.

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SpicyDuck 22

Because 5, FML isn't restricted to your life being "******" by your choices and mistakes only, but by the idiots around you too.

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twinkiefeets 17

Next time make sure you aren't wearing red and khaki when you shop at target.

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lilhellian 26

But... But it's the latest fashion! Like o my god I'll just die without them!!

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alycion 38

That's the only way I will shop there. It's fun to screw with customers. ;)

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BrimfullOfAsher 20

I would have sent the guy to the wrong side of the store, just to spite him.

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154rct 7

If you wear a red shirt to target Your gonna have a bad time

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akg98 13

Haha... My friends and I dressed up as One Direction (yes, I know people don't like them yada yada yada) for halloween and she was dressed in a red polo, kakis and a bulls hat (she has blonde hair and was Niall) and after our schools hallowen parade her dad took her to target and a worker called her jolie and asked her where they kept the baby powder :3

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GhostChickens 17

I think that's more embarrassing for him than it is for you. You should have waited until the manager came out and then watched what happened. Besides, he said you were standing there and looking pretty - quite the compliment from an angry stranger. ;)

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saIty 17

Ignore him so hard until he starts to doubt his own existence.

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Inheritance 10

Dinkleburg! Don't you wear a uniform of some sort, to actually point out you work there? So with this knowledge can either tell; that the shopper is retarded, or OP looked as if he had a target uniform.

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rocker_chick105 31

If I had a dollar for every time someone replied "dinkleburg" on salty's comments

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Inheritance 10

67 that's always me that comments it. ^^

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Inheritance 10

Dinkleburg are the neighbors that's Timmy's dad hates in Fairy Odd Parents.

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KVKdragon 26

Let the manager come. Then you can complain that the other guy is harassing you as if you were an employee ;)

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PipingMouse 14

I would have just laughed in his face. It would also be funny if he brought a manager with him just to hear "Who's that? or That person doesn't work here."

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