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By T.C - 23/01/2010 12:21 - United Kingdom

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Today, I found out my happily married father has been hiring escorts on-line for 3 years. FML

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By carl_carl_ - 25/07/2016 04:17 - United States - Grand Ledge

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2021 08:01 - United States - Mountain View

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Today, I found out the real reason for my parents' divorce. Not because they had grown apart as they claimed, but because my dad was sleeping with hookers. FML

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By bgoodwin07 - 29/11/2011 13:31 - United States

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By Anonymous - 07/05/2013 03:27 - United States - Utica

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Today, after spending a week defending my marriage to everyone, I found out my husband has an addiction I never knew about. Hookers. FML

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By littl3storm - 11/07/2020 08:08

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Today, I found out that my "Dad", the man who couldn't afford to buy me a bed, despite sleeping on the floor for 3+ years, has spent well over $3000 on sex chat lines, as well as cheating us out of child payments. He doesn't understand why I refuse to talk to him. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/02/2023 06:00

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Today, I found out that my dad came across my nudes that got leaked online. FML

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By RubyRed213 - 30/05/2018 05:00

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Today, I found out that my parents are extremely active swingers by finding their online profile with photos of my mom with a dildo. I guess those out-of-town trips weren't just holidays. FML

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By Anon - 23/05/2016 10:49 - United States - Lansing

Today, I found out my husband has been catfishing my sixteen year-old brother for over a year. FML

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By Elayne Warthen - 25/04/2018 01:30

Today, I found out my soon-to-be husband and father of my unborn child is already married to another man. FML

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This is fine

By Anonymous - 07/08/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, I found out that my father, who very recently lost his wife, decided that drunkenly hitting on my long-time boyfriend's mom was a good idea. FML

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crazyleggs 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 20:20

must not have been to happily married!

mizzleshizzle 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 23:15

your stupid, the thing to do Is be a man and stick to the commitments he made, otherwise he's just a pussy.

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misskity6 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 3:53

that's why he's happy. I hate to ask how you found out.

brightbug 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 15:05

they hired the same one and met there!!! hahah sorrayyy

happypapp12 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 6:30

It's tiger woods!!!!!

birdsfly01 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 21:06

Woah!! He's a dick. **** him! >:(

post_insanity1 0

Monday 25 January 2010 11:15

why the **** did you look into your father's sex life?

MasterConan 0

Monday 25 January 2010 21:14

that's why he's happily married! Duh!

bent80 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 3:26

that's WHY he's happily married

hmckay2010 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 23:57

obviously he's not so happily married

suggabbyJULIE 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 8:14

WTF cheating is never right!! no matter the situation!!

xriley 0

Friday 29 January 2010 4:07

SIMPLE HES CHEATING I DONT CARE IF WITH A PROFESSIONAL OR NOT... CHEATING IS CHEATING..COULDA BEEN WITH A DOG STILL CHEATING... TALK TO UR WIFE SPICE UP UR SEX LIFE GO ON A SECOND HONEYMOON ROLE PLAY LIGHT BONDAGE WATEVER...BUT HE MADE A VOW WHEN HE MARRIED HER AND HE BROKE THAT VOW 3 YEARS AGO... ALSO I DONT THINK MUMMY KNOWS..feel sry for you OP

littlesnareboy 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 5:50

wats an escort??????

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