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By T.C - 23/01/2010 12:21 - United Kingdom

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Today, I found out my happily married father has been hiring escorts on-line for 3 years. FML

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By carl_carl_ - 25/07/2016 04:17 - United States - Grand Ledge

Today, I found my dad on a dating website looking for younger girls. My mother and father are "happily" married, well according to her Facebook profile. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2021 08:01 - United States - Mountain View

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Today, I found out the real reason for my parents' divorce. Not because they had grown apart as they claimed, but because my dad was sleeping with hookers. FML

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By bgoodwin07 - 29/11/2011 13:31 - United States

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Today, I found out my dad has been sending dirty text messages to my mom. Which wouldn't be a problem except they're divorced and my dad is remarried. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/05/2013 03:27 - United States - Utica

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Today, after spending a week defending my marriage to everyone, I found out my husband has an addiction I never knew about. Hookers. FML

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By littl3storm - 11/07/2020 08:08

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Today, I found out that my "Dad", the man who couldn't afford to buy me a bed, despite sleeping on the floor for 3+ years, has spent well over $3000 on sex chat lines, as well as cheating us out of child payments. He doesn't understand why I refuse to talk to him. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/02/2023 06:00

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Today, I found out that my dad came across my nudes that got leaked online. FML

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By RubyRed213 - 30/05/2018 05:00

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Today, I found out that my parents are extremely active swingers by finding their online profile with photos of my mom with a dildo. I guess those out-of-town trips weren't just holidays. FML

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By Anon - 23/05/2016 10:49 - United States - Lansing

Today, I found out my husband has been catfishing my sixteen year-old brother for over a year. FML

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By Elayne Warthen - 25/04/2018 01:30

Today, I found out my soon-to-be husband and father of my unborn child is already married to another man. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/08/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, I found out that my father, who very recently lost his wife, decided that drunkenly hitting on my long-time boyfriend's mom was a good idea. FML

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crazyleggs 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 20:20

must not have been to happily married!

mizzleshizzle 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 23:15

your stupid, the thing to do Is be a man and stick to the commitments he made, otherwise he's just a pussy.

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swkisses5 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 12:10

don't ever assume ur parents are happily married. if ur mom isn't phukking him or giving him head he will DEFINITELY get it from someone else...and vice versa if ur dad's not eating the na na lmfao

spez86 0

Friday 12 February 2010 4:51

sweet deal

sccrgurl128 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 2:12

More like f your (step) mom's life.

hypergrafia 1

Tuesday 20 April 2010 18:09

Today, the escort I hired on-line turned out to be my daughter. FML.

cyphi1 2

Thursday 28 April 2011 3:50

Thats why he's happy.

thecovert 7

Friday 29 April 2011 7:05

THAT'S why he is happily married!

texanb0y007 0

Monday 19 September 2011 22:58

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