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By notgreg - 10/11/2009 15:59 - United States

Today, I found out my neighbor ordered parking tickets for everyone on the block. My car was 4 inches into his driveway, but not obstructing his exit in any way. That didn't stop him from calling in, on a Sunday, at 8 AM, an 88 dollar ticket. He also left a note "Your parking sucks, love, Greg." FML

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By carssuck - 02/02/2012 10:28 - United States

Today, I got a parking ticket for parking in my neighbors' parking spot. I parked there because my neighbors were parked in my parking spot. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2010 19:22 - United States

Today, I found a parking ticket on my car. Out of five cars who were in violation of the same infraction, I was the only one who received a ticket. FML

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By mickstinator - 25/06/2009 15:37 - United States

Today, I was parking my car outside of my apartment, but the big truck next to the spot went over the line. I squeezed in anyway. Later, I discovered the truck had left and someone keyed my car. They left a note saying, "Good parking job, asshole." FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2009 19:22 - Canada

Today, I got a parking ticket for $150. It seems it was issued by my husband, who apparently can't remember license plate numbers. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2010 20:31 - United States

Today, I was looking for a parking spot and finally found one. Trying to figure out if the spot was legal, I asked a cop that had pulled up. He said it was fine. I came back 3 hours later to a parking ticket. FML

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By lk26 - 08/02/2009 05:32 - United States

Today, I went to my car to discover a note on the windshield from the city telling me that they had hit my car. On top of that note was a parking ticket, also from the city. FML

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By wildwonder808 - 12/08/2013 22:47 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I caught my new neighbor sticking his knob inside my car and pissing on my seats. His reason? I parked in his spot. FML

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By Garrett - 10/03/2017 15:00 - United States - Vista

Today, after I arrived at work, somebody crashed into my parked car and left a big dent. The impact pushed my car up onto the curb and I got a parking ticket. FML

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By dreefsa - 05/02/2012 08:08 - United States

Today, some guy hit my car and then threatened to sue me for "parking my car in such a way that it was impossible not to hit it." My car was in the driveway. FML

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By no car - 04/08/2020 17:04

Today, I came outside to leave for work. To my shock and horror my car was gone. My asshole neighbor, who has parked in my spot multiple times decided to let her noisy guests park in my parking spot, so I parked in hers. She had my car towed. FML

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perdix 29

Tuesday 10 November 2009 20:27

Why don't you let him stick his "vehicle" 4 inches into your "driveway" and see if you feel violated?

mandacakes 0

Tuesday 10 November 2009 20:14

maybe u shouldnt be parking in HIS driveway at all

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nomorewhoppers 0

Sunday 15 November 2009 3:17

well someones a couch potato with a side of ass

xanxer 0

Thursday 3 December 2009 20:09

The whole block? I wouldn't want to be Greg at the community picnic in the summer.

firebirdkillz26 0

Saturday 5 December 2009 10:05

"Accidentally" collide into his car with your bike and leave a note on his car stating "apparently my bike riding skills suck too, whooopsie."

Brak_Spaceman 19

Monday 7 December 2009 17:28

poop in your milk

ilovepotatoes_fml 0

Friday 11 December 2009 5:51

Tomorrow, block his entire driveway.

dangletsbang21 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 8:08

52 you are not funny, killing cats is wrong!

kitties5 0

Monday 1 March 2010 23:49

52 you are funny and killing the cat is the right thing to do

Tiger171 13

Tuesday 2 March 2010 22:03

Do the same thing back to him and see how that retard likes it.

Mark_Aracle 0

Sunday 17 October 2010 22:37

Can't people just talk face to face any more? I've had similar problems with my own neighbours. If they'd simply have said, "Please don't do X, it inconveniences/bothers us because of Y" then the problem would be solved with minimal hassle. Instead, they phone the police and let a whole fiasco pan out from there. My neighbours in particular called the police for "disturbing the peace". By-laws for my area specifically state that noise is permitted (within reason, including construction) between the hours of 9am and 10pm. Rather than simply telling me over the fence, they pulled the police away from more important jobs (I live in South Africa, and crime on the other side of the valley in which I live is quite severe) to my house just to say, "We can't do anything about it, but we're here to tell you that your neighbours have complained." They said I was using an angle grinder at 8am. I was in fact removing tiles from a bathroom wall at 10am, with a small hammer and a chisel. I fully understand the OP's position, Greg is being a passive-aggressive dickwad, my 7 year old brother is more mature...