By Dontwaketheneighbors - 06/12/2012 14:24 - United States - Santee

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Today, I found out my new girlfriend is a screamer. This would normally turn me on, except she sounds like she's being murdered with a rusty fork. FML
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challan 19

I can't help but wonder if she was in pain...

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LolFMLnot 10

That means you are doing a great job or you are doing it all wrong

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mike307 11

That's just awesome! That's not bad at all.

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Techtacular 0

What the hell even makes a girl need to wail like that. That's just damn well unneeded.

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Mademoiselle_fml 34

I feel sorry for you.

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JAMSM 6

Well, you see, it is necessary. It releases the tension of sex. The better the man is, the more noise the woman makes. They can restrain themselves, but at the cost of severe knots in their back and neck muscles. The tension finds a way out. Be it through knotted muscles or through moaning/screaming. (Note: not all women have the same tolerance. Some women take more to scream than others.)

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ultra_notorious 26

Try the rusty trombone to see if the outcome is different.

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gabbybmo 5

beggars can't be choosers, bud. look at it this way, at least you're getting some...

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kalbrek009 20

And how exactly do you know what a person sounds like while "being murdered with a rusty fork"?...just wondering, because I've never seen or heard of any movies that depict such a thing.

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FML_14u2c 14

Doesn't matter, had sex!

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