By Dontwaketheneighbors - 06/12/2012 14:24 - United States - Santee

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Today, I found out my new girlfriend is a screamer. This would normally turn me on, except she sounds like she's being murdered with a rusty fork. FML
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challan 19

I can't help but wonder if she was in pain...

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LolFMLnot 10

That means you are doing a great job or you are doing it all wrong

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JAMSM 6

That sounds horrible. You can't let this stop you from forking her though. Just ease in the idea that she cool her jets a bit.

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dupot420 9

How does a murder with a rusty fork sound like?

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sweetmama88 6

Tell her to talk dirty to you !

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buster409_fml 2

One hundred thirty first!!!

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Dracoboxer357 35

132- Not only did you Not give up after you brilliant "First" comment was edited, your 131st was also off by one. :p Dazzle me instead. Say something unique, witty, thought provoking or outright insane. :) I'm all eyes. (O.O)

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BekBek_fml 17

Maybe you should start screaming the same way, maybe she'll get the hint.

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chrissy2 28

I could only imagine the look on OP's girlfriends face if he started doing that :P

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jasin13 5

Then stop ******* her with a rusty fork you asshat.

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onorexveritas 23

the way you wrote this makes it sound totally hilarious

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AriasBaast 4

That's a frighteningly specific way to murder someone.... O.o

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poindexter25 5

When I make my girlfriend scream loudly I'm proud of myself.

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