By Dontwaketheneighbors - 06/12/2012 14:24 - United States - Santee

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Today, I found out my new girlfriend is a screamer. This would normally turn me on, except she sounds like she's being murdered with a rusty fork. FML
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challan 19

I can't help but wonder if she was in pain...

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LolFMLnot 10

That means you are doing a great job or you are doing it all wrong

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icepick23 12

Sounds hot to me...

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charvisioku 22

There's nothing wrong with being vocal but sounds like she needs a ball gag.

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lainzilla 14

I'm kind of curious what you think screaming is, if that isn't it. o_O

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FlyingPie 17

Maybe she thinks you're unfairly making her come too many times.

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zenrael 21

You have actual experience murdering someone with a rusty fork?

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BobbyBoss 10

Lol your username: dontwakeuptheneihbors

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bugmenotmofo 34

Perhaps I'm old fashioned, but I think that a decent kiss might be a good way to make somebody less noisy... I mean, it's hard to scream when your mouth is busy, right?

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bugmenotmofo 34

If you worry *about the neighbors*, soundproof the room/house.

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misvenus000 4

A hand over the mouth works. Sometimes kind of kinky ;) but seriously, you can tell her how much that turns you off. Maybe she can tone it down a notch. Communicate with her.

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