By Anonymous - 26/11/2010 13:15 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML
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allmidnighteyes 10

So it would appear Edward Cullen likes the older ladies, too...

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SamSayzRAWRZ 0

well I doubt he's stalking you now, probably your mom.

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TaylorTheBoss 4

I would have karate kicked him in the left retina..

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PantherB 0

who would say that you deserve this? that's creepy!

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Xythenol 6

Well. It might not be TOO bad if your mom's a cougar :D

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perdix 29

Read "Lolita" for some helpful hints and tricks, you saucy nymphet!

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loveurlifeJK 5

Finally a 'Lolita' refrence! Thank goodness. :)

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YouMentalFreaks 3

Op, I think you should be scared. If you haven't told your mom yet, you might want to. Why didn't you bring 'your stalker' situation up with her before she started dating? I'm pretty sure you might have known if your mom was 'talking' to someone. Anyways, Op, Fyl. Just bring it up with her(:

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Brandi_Faith 33

I agree! It's time to sit down with your mom and have a little heart to heart. Try and give her examples or proof though as your mom may come across as defensive and protective of her boyfriend. If she doesn't believe you at first, give her time and just keep filling her in on what happened today, type thing, and then hopefully everything will be fine! I know people use the word stalker very loosely, but be careful and always trust your instincts!

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veritas007 0

I admire his dedication to get close to you!

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Flammin8 0

better get a restraining order, or taser..those are more fun.

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jazlon21 0

that's so gross and creepy...did you tell your mom yet???

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