Miscellaneous: Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know...

By Noname - 06/02/2009 19:23 - United States

Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML

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You deserved it 18 550

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2020 08:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2010 13:15 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML

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By koolkat9 - 22/12/2014 19:11 - United States - Albion

Today, my boyfriend told me that my mom paid him to date me. FML

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By iams - 30/08/2018 06:00

Today, I found out my mom is banging my ex-boyfriend's best friend. He’s 22 and my mom is 50. Oh, and not only does my ex know, but so does the whole town. FML

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By nomorecleaning - 16/03/2013 12:17 - United States - Augusta

Today, I discovered that the reason my mom hasn't been noticing the extra cleaning I've done lately is because her boyfriend took credit when she asked about it; and was rewarded for it in bed. I helped him get with my mom. FML

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You deserved it 4 039

By Anonymous - 30/06/2019 14:05

Today, my mom called me to tell me she'd got in touch with my ex for his birthday, and that the two of them had made a plan for us to get back together. My new boyfriend was in the process of proposing to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/06/2012 12:08 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, my mother met my boyfriend. She thought it would be appropriate to tell him that he looks just like my ex-husband. FML

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You deserved it 2 803

Hey!

By wtf dad - 10/01/2013 03:15 - United States - Saint Charles

Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML

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You deserved it 3 319

Inappropriate!

By Anonymous - 29/09/2010 02:09 - United States

Today, I nervously introduced my mother to my new boyfriend. I had to sit and watch her flirt with him for an hour. When I took her in the other room and confronted her about it, she said, "Don't you dare ruin this for me!" FML

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You deserved it 3 412

Cougartown

By Anonymous - 12/09/2022 01:00

Today, my boyfriend met my mom and started acting strange. Then my dad came in and was instantly furious. Apparently, my boyfriend is the guy my mom cheated with that caused my parent's divorce. He’s 3 years younger than I am. Gross mom, just gross. Also I’m single again, damn it. FML

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vfscx0aw6o7jshl 0

Saturday 7 February 2009 2:45

I was going to tell you, I swear.

Hoss_fml 0

Thursday 12 February 2009 21:11

Your life is f****d. HIS life, however, just got awesome.

Comments

vfscx0aw6o7jshl 0

Saturday 7 February 2009 2:45

I was going to tell you, I swear.

yankfan89 27

Friday 16 March 2012 20:38

OP better hope her mom's new boyfriend doesn't compare the two based upon performance.

gizmo92 6

Wednesday 19 June 2013 3:57

OP's name must be Stacie

bobmarkey 0

Saturday 7 February 2009 4:39

time to call loveline

livin_plur 0

Monday 6 June 2011 7:18

hahaha ^^win

WhatThePhuc 0

Sunday 8 February 2009 5:57

potential threesome

omg123 0

Thursday 12 February 2009 19:15

you need to tell your mom. that is not cool. what if he becomes your stepdad?

Hoss_fml 0

Thursday 12 February 2009 21:11

Your life is f****d. HIS life, however, just got awesome.

lil_ham1644 29

Thursday 14 August 2014 23:04

So here's to you, mrs. Robinson....

Mbpiratedude 0

Sunday 15 February 2009 10:51

This has happnened to a good friend of mine.... Are you my good friend?

necomni 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 5:21

Holy shit, awkward.

Sipos 0

Saturday 21 February 2009 1:22

Either tell her or black mail him.

KeenanQuinn 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 1:34

YES!... see about the blackmailing first tho

promblemchild 0

Wednesday 25 February 2009 5:44

Was the sex good? or should your mom break up with him now?

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Today, thinking no one was home, I decided to be a little frisky with my boyfriend. I guess I was being loud and woke up my sleeping autistic brother the room over. Halfway through, he burst through the door, panicking. He thought I was having another one of my asthma attacks. FML

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Today, at work, I'm supervising one person. Recently there's been tension between her and a couple of other coworkers, one of which was her friend. I spent the day running around and trying to smooth things over, just to find out what started this was her walking in on her former friend talking about her behind her back. FML

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Today, I had to leave class early due to a profusely bleeding pimple on my forehead. FML

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Today, before setting off on my train journey I checked my booking. The (non-refundable) return date was a week later than I intended, and after buying a new ticket online, I was informed that I would be able to collect it in 2 hours. I leave in an hour. I'll have to pay three times to come home. FML

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Today, my friend and I were driving to Florida from Michigan. While going through Ohio my car hydroplaned over a puddle on the highway. I ended up hitting the median and my car got wrecked. Not only am I stuck in Ohio with a car that won't work, I got a ticket for $300 for hitting Ohio property. FML

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Today, I found out my mom is sleeping with my boss. My dad doesn’t know yet. FML

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You deserved it 88

Today, I bit into a piece of homegrown lettuce from my garden. Apparently, I'm not the only one to enjoy my produce, because I took a bite out of a small caterpillar. FML

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Today, I decided to turn my life around by finding a job, going to a gym, and getting counselling. Counselling is £145 a month. A gym would be £50 a month minimum, and there's an 8-year gap in my resumé, and everyone says no one will hire me because of it. FML

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