By Anonymous - 26/11/2010 13:15 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML
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allmidnighteyes 10

So it would appear Edward Cullen likes the older ladies, too...

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jpineda 0

this app is weird people bitching about their lives if your on here you don't have one half of these Fml are fake anyways

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labudamike 6

yea I noticed that too

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zoroaster74 1

I see opportunities for some good, old fashioned incest in your near future!

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DarDarAttack 0

Better speed up and do something about it before the molestation process begins.

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aardvarkish 15

It seems like "Stalking" is getting a lighter definition as years go by. In the old days, stalking was a hunting tactic. Now, it seems like being in the same space with some one is "Stalking".

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TheDrifter 23

Only if you happen to look in their direction.

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TheBigDawg 8

@60: Ugh, I know. I found an ex-girlfriend I hadn't spoken to since she dumped me almost a decade ago, on Myspace's random user search...thingy....a year ago . I send her "Hi, long time no talk, what's new with you?" and she responds back "Please don't contact me anymore, I feel you're stalking me". ....right, because not speaking to someone in eight years and then saying hi over Myspace is stalking.

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aardvarkish 15

100, I've accused of saying something that made me a "creeper," which if you know me, was like winning ten internets in one fell swoop, but I've not yet had the pleasure of being accused of stalking. An important thing to remember is that if the victim was surprised by an attack from something that spent a great deal of time sneaking up through concealment to the vantage point, then the victim was stalked. If not, then not so much...

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apv12 0

so tell your mom that so she can get rid of her psycho boyfriend

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