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By bob - 07/02/2011 06:52 - Canada

Today, I found out that FedEx delivered my $700 package to the wrong person. The person who signed for it didn't even spell my name right. FML

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By HBCRUISER - 18/09/2018 12:00

Today, I had to go to the local UPS store to sign for a package with providing I.D. shipped to me. I had no idea who had sent the package. After signing for the package, I opened it and saw that I had signed for an empty package. I actually paid for nothing. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/01/2024 06:00 - Germany

Today, I went to the pickup location where the email from Amazon said my package was, but they didn't have it. Through order tracking, I then found out that it has been delivered to the wrong location, on the other side of town. This has happened twice in a row now. FML

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By Isoneedtomove - 09/11/2018 16:00 - United States

Today, I received an email from a shipping company telling me they had dropped off a package of expensive electronics at the front door. Too bad someone stole it before I made it to the door. FML

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By Makusu420 - 03/12/2015 00:44 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my dad sent me $200 by mail, only to mail it to the wrong person. So now some random person is getting $200 from my dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/09/2011 09:32 - United States

Today, I frantically chased a customer down the parking lot, because they had left their package at my register, only to find out that the whole time I was chasing the wrong person. FML

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By mmaresca - 04/12/2021 17:01

Today, after waiting 7 months to get my amended tax return refund, I was informed today that not only did they mail it to the wrong address, the person who they mailed it to cashed the check. FML

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By anon - 04/12/2009 10:35 - Australia

Today, I got a birthday card in the mail from my aunt. I got all excited when I saw a cheque inside, but the cheque was addressed to the wrong name. Not only did my own aunt forget my name, I couldn't even bank the $60. FML

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Bye bye

By TheoBuckner - 21/01/2010 03:31 - United States

Today, I found out that I was being laid off via an email that wasn't even spell checked. FML

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Thanks for the memories

By How - 01/10/2024 17:00 - United States

Today, I was expecting a package from a few days ago, but it still hadn't arrived. As I was going to work, I found it at my grandma's house. Why didn't my grandma tell me, you ask? She died last year. My package was mistakenly delivered to A DEAD PERSON. FML

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Gimme my stuff

By siciliano12594 - 12/11/2012 18:40 - United States - Harrison

Today, I learned that last week, the UPS man gave my package to my neighbor for safekeeping. It was over five-hundred dollars' worth of merchandise. My neighbor left for Canada on Saturday. FML

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Monday 7 February 2011 12:41

He misspelled Bob? How? Did he write it backwards?

DocBastard 38

Monday 7 February 2011 14:21

So someone else got your John Holmes Commemorative ***** 8-pack? Before you ask, yes they are $700. Every1luvsboners told me.

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null_fml 11

Thursday 14 July 2011 23:59

Jeez, and I thought the UPS guy leaving me a "you weren't home / didn't answer" note without even knocking was bad. You win, OP.

panicbunny 0

Thursday 29 September 2011 2:25

Aww poor u :(

greysongal 0

Sunday 30 October 2011 8:19

How did you find out he spelt your name wrong if you never got it? :P

pumpy2012 1

Saturday 18 February 2012 22:41

U that stupid? Its electronic signature

DvDPlayerDude 5

Thursday 3 January 2013 11:14

I had the same problem, with my €1100 laptop...

RockNRollAndrew 18

Tuesday 21 January 2014 3:31

How can you misspell " Bob"

mysteryguy3039 33

Thursday 2 October 2014 19:05

You can draw a banana on the signature line and they'll still accept it. literally.

JHPugh 19

Saturday 4 October 2014 5:14

*thats why you go with UPS*

fantasyworld 37

Thursday 11 December 2014 4:04

How does one misspell bob?

EatZombies 10

Wednesday 9 December 2015 3:36

Getting my orders sent to the wrong house was and still is always my biggest fear of ordering important things online xD

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