I don't know why

By Anonymous - 05/11/2019 21:00 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today I went camping in the mountains with my girlfriend and her very outdoor loving mountain. I sprained my ankle falling out of the car and got bug bit on my penis while peeing. Her dad actually asked why she was dating me and she admitted that she had no idea. FML

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By sniper foxeh - 29/07/2018 01:30

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By crash - 22/05/2009 04:39 - United States

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I'm just saying…

By dirty boy - 05/07/2021 11:00

Today, what started as an amazing day with hiking, a picnic, more hiking, then a romantic nature walk, ended in a ridiculous screaming match between me and my boyfriend. I only asked him to shower before laying in our bed when we got home, since we were covered in sweat, bug bites and dirt. FML

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pins91 27

Tuesday 5 November 2019 11:38

Ummm. Admin, you clearly didn’t read the post before you let it go through did ya?

ThatOneLonelyAsian 31

Tuesday 5 November 2019 22:39

She has a mountain that she takes with her?

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pins91 27

Tuesday 5 November 2019 11:38

Ummm. Admin, you clearly didn’t read the post before you let it go through did ya?

ThatOneLonelyAsian 31

Tuesday 5 November 2019 22:35

We as users moderate them

purplepixie23 16

Wednesday 6 November 2019 18:06

I think they’ve been off all week! Hope you’re somewhere warm admins

no0ne0890 29

Tuesday 5 November 2019 11:44

to be perfectly honest I'm not sure how people fall out of cars and sprain their ankles but I have heard of even worse scenarios that make no sense. so take my **** your life vote you klutz. I have gone camping a number of times but never had my penis bit, so I would like to hear that story lol did u whip it out in front of a swarm of mosquitoes or something?

Harold Boriety 2

Tuesday 5 November 2019 23:25

buh

Jeremy Strang 7

Tuesday 5 November 2019 22:32

So this is the week you guys decided to just start posting everything that gets submitted straight to the front page, huh?

ThatOneLonelyAsian 31

Tuesday 5 November 2019 22:39

She has a mountain that she takes with her?

samomaha 17

Tuesday 5 November 2019 23:51

Not only doe she have one, but it's a "very outdoor loving mountain". Thank God it loves being outdoors - can you imagine an 'indoors' big enough to accommodate a mountain!