Miscellaneous: Today, I found out that getting caught in a barbed wire fence... - FML

By Why_Not31 - 01/09/2011 21:58 - United States

Today, I found out that getting caught in a barbed wire fence isn't as bad as it sounds. Running through a forest at night, tripping over one, rolling down an embankment, and getting swiped by a car, however, is. FML

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Why_Not31 12

Wednesday 14 December 2011 2:23

It was one of those knee-high single wire barbed fences they use to keep deer/horses and stuff away from certain places like roads...I think. I don't really know what those fences do, except trip people and hurt a lot. At least it wasn't electric.

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kidsupreme 3

Friday 2 September 2011 1:07

What, did you just escape from prison?

iTrevor 5

Friday 2 September 2011 1:06

Rough day huh?

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bettyc4 26

Friday 2 September 2011 1:53

I love you!!!!!!!!!

kai_ngo 0

Friday 2 September 2011 1:55

What the blazes were you doing?!

Col1500 0

Friday 2 September 2011 2:02

Maybe he was running from police.... His username IS "WhyNot".

rnbz 0

Friday 2 September 2011 19:12

**** the police!

solocredere12 4

Friday 2 September 2011 2:03

As a fellow Wisconsinite I have to ask, were you snipe hunting?

ILoveEggnog 7

Friday 2 September 2011 8:10

Or blatting? It's quite similar to snipe hunting.

rachel_potter 13

Friday 2 September 2011 2:06

What the **** were you running from?

ftw487 9

Friday 2 September 2011 2:08

Why were u running through the forest at night?

icic6772 0

Friday 2 September 2011 2:14

What were u running from

Legendslayer222 26

Friday 2 September 2011 2:15

I really want to know what happened in the day that preceded this night.

allinicolesmh 0

Friday 2 September 2011 2:20

Don't you just hate when that happens!(;

OfficeNinja 5

Friday 2 September 2011 2:24

quit doing things that make the cops chase you through the woods at night then!

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