Love: Today, I found out that honestly answering "yes" to "Are Kate...

By StrawHatBill - 13/02/2015 14:54 - United States

Today, I found out that honestly answering "yes" to "Are Kate Upton's boobs bigger than mine?" is in my girlfriend's mind the equivalent of saying I don't find her attractive anymore and that I want to break up with her to date a supermodel. FML

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By Mellon - 09/12/2021 01:59

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By Anonymous - 06/04/2020 02:00

Today, I found out that my fiancée wishes she'd never said yes when I proposed, as she is in love with another man, and has been hiding their relationship for years. FML

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Saturday 14 February 2015 0:32

Kate Upton's boobs are bigger than most women's boobs. That is so not a fair question.

Welshite 39

Saturday 14 February 2015 0:29

Always listen to Admiral Ackbar. It's a trap!

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BeanOfFury 5

Saturday 14 February 2015 12:47

She was looking for an excuse. You're better off.

sylverdrag_fml 9

Saturday 14 February 2015 13:11

She's picking a fight.

tinyalmeida 11

Saturday 14 February 2015 14:41

Sounds like she was setting it up for a reason to be upset!

Goblin182 26

Saturday 14 February 2015 15:51

You should never answer a question like that. When a woman asks a question like that you just walk away, and go straight to the florist.

itcomesinthrees 10

Saturday 14 February 2015 17:07

That's silly. Bigger doesn't always mean better, you could have said hers were still nicer. She sounds insecure.

rmllavaneras 19

Saturday 14 February 2015 17:22

That's like asking 'Does Usain Bolt run faster than me?' :O I'm not an expert on the works of female psyche, but I believe the least-wrong answer would have been "I don't know, sweetie, but I love yours." Other wrong answers include "I haven't grabbed them yet," "I wish I knew," and "Don't kid yourself asking that."

NOTaDISTRACTION 17

Saturday 14 February 2015 17:46

It's a trap!! Slowly back away and run, run till your legs are sore and chest is cramped

sugarysofalof 22

Saturday 14 February 2015 18:06

It seems like, as your girlfriend sees it, the correct answer to that question would be, "I don't know, I haven't looked closely enough at Kate's boobs to tell." Us girls are mad.