Love: Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her reason? Not enough... - FML

By yankeeboy123 - 12/01/2015 05:03 - United States - Pompano Beach

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her reason? Not enough guys have been liking her photos on Instagram since we started dating. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2022 03:00

Today, my girlfriend of six months broke up with me. In her words, “Liking you fucked up my brain.” Later that afternoon, she posted a story of her with another dude’s arm around her. FML

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By .... - 24/12/2013 02:48 - United States - Modesto

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML

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By eggman 583 - 13/09/2016 21:12 - United States - Massapequa

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I was, "trying to change her." A week ago I asked her to stop talking to the 6 guys that have all previously asked her for nudes. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2021 04:01

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML

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By tarah - 10/03/2021 21:30

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after finding out my parents are divorced. Same reason my last three girlfriends broke up with me. FML

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By AlonsoKold - 07/04/2014 23:39 - United States - Jackson

Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I don't like her Facebook statuses enough. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2014 08:37 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me via Twitter. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2019 23:00

Today my girlfriend of three years broke up with me. Why? She wasn’t sure about the relationship anymore. She seemed pretty sure though, seeing she was on Tinder less than 2 hours after, thanks to the 3 different friends that all called me about it. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2021 05:00

Today, my girlfriend of 5 years dumped me because she got tired of me being thinner than her and, in her own words, making her look bad. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/02/2021 01:01 - United Kingdom - Buckie

Today, my girlfriend of three months broke up with me. Her reason? I'm "not interesting." I said things that might have led to a conversation, she would say "yeah" to everything. She argued about stuff I said that she didn't like; called my mates cunts; didn't let me have female mates. All her mates are lads. FML

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Wolfparable 22

Monday 12 January 2015 11:16

Wow that's pretty shallow of her. I'd imagine if she's that concerned with other guys while you were dating she would not have been the most loyal girl, you likely are lucky to be free of her.

bombielol 20

Monday 12 January 2015 11:20

what a self absorbed bi*ch, be happy you guys are broke up op

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Wolfparable 22

Monday 12 January 2015 11:16

Wow that's pretty shallow of her. I'd imagine if she's that concerned with other guys while you were dating she would not have been the most loyal girl, you likely are lucky to be free of her.

Rinat_fml 26

Monday 12 January 2015 11:21

I agree. You dodget an extremely dumb bullet, OP. My bet is she's gonna come crawling back when she finds out she screwed up. They always do.

Retaheki 27

Monday 12 January 2015 11:35

I also agree, if she wanted to keep up a reputation on a social media site like Instagram, she is probably one of those stereotypical social media idiot. She probably would've ditched you the moment she saw another guy with more likes or something.

roxzanne22 20

Monday 12 January 2015 12:10

Completely agree! She's not worth it if other men's opinions are more important to her than yours!

aamir251 18

Monday 12 January 2015 11:17

Wow! Good riddance. You would never be happy with her.

Demon_of_Light 27

Tuesday 13 January 2015 23:51

I always vote YDI on crap like this because OP presumably knew what she was like before he started dating her. Why date someone so shallow? You're better off without her.

exception82 4

Monday 12 January 2015 11:17

are u sure u were dating?

False_Stupidity 41

Monday 12 January 2015 11:18

Seems like if she is that shallow then she was not worth your time. I'm going to say that you dodged a bullet with this one.

kindasortayeah 25

Monday 12 January 2015 18:18

She should date the guy who dates girls based on how many likes their photos get. (A reference to an fml from a few weeks ago)

Shaowolf 17

Monday 12 January 2015 11:18

Instagram is the real deal...

meli1195 31

Monday 12 January 2015 12:23

yeah, in shallow idiot town

bombielol 20

Monday 12 January 2015 11:20

what a self absorbed bi*ch, be happy you guys are broke up op

skippydoda 32

Monday 12 January 2015 11:21

You dodged the crazy bullet. Count yourself lucky and move on.

Hash13 13

Monday 12 January 2015 11:25

I say good riddance my boy.

MrsPegg 45

Monday 12 January 2015 11:27

She seems thirsty... be glad you weren't the drink she was looking for! If she was that desperate for attention, she has more issues than a third world country.

tranced_ 45

Monday 12 January 2015 11:30

#bitchspotted

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