Love: Today, I found out that honestly answering "yes" to "Are Kate...

By StrawHatBill - 13/02/2015 14:54 - United States

Today, I found out that honestly answering "yes" to "Are Kate Upton's boobs bigger than mine?" is in my girlfriend's mind the equivalent of saying I don't find her attractive anymore and that I want to break up with her to date a supermodel. FML

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Saturday 14 February 2015 0:32

Kate Upton's boobs are bigger than most women's boobs. That is so not a fair question.

Welshite 39

Saturday 14 February 2015 0:29

Always listen to Admiral Ackbar. It's a trap!

Comments

kaitiekief 12

Saturday 14 February 2015 19:48

why would she even ask a question she knew the answer to?

dmklake 14

Saturday 14 February 2015 20:05

lol. In girl code, that is what you meant

alyKATANA1 12

Saturday 14 February 2015 21:42

It's a trap... You should've been smart and pleaded the 5th.. I mean come on man

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Sunday 15 February 2015 4:38

That sucks. :( Well, her boobs may be bigger, but they're also fake, so of course they're bigger. Hope she lightened up!

LeviathansGirl89 1

Sunday 15 February 2015 5:09

Okay, so you ask her whose dick she thinks is bigger - yours or some random male models and she says the random male models, how do you feel? Jackass.

limabeans101029 20

Monday 16 February 2015 0:24

But... Kate Upton has big boobs. They're bigger than most women's boobs. That isn't OP being a jackass, it's just a known fact. If his girlfriend didn't want to hear the answer, she shouldn't have asked the question.

StrawHatBill 3

Tuesday 17 February 2015 23:32

No need to throw out insults here. It's not as if I walked into a room and said to her unprovoked "Kate Upton's boobs are bigger than yours" or told her I would prefer that she had Kate's boobs. She was on TV, I was directly asked, so I answered. I'm fully aware of the size of my dick, which is why it would be ludicrous of me to point to someone world-renowned for having a huge dick and asking if mine is bigger.

blackonblight 32

Sunday 15 February 2015 5:09

Is it possible it wasn't so much the answer as the speed and enthusiasm it was delivered with? As if you had thought about the comparison before and found the results favorable? There's a world of difference between "Yeah, sure." And "Heheh, boy are they ever!"