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By killmepls - 18/10/2017 14:00 - Australia - Saint Lucia

Today, I found out that I get incredibly, disgustingly ill if I eat anything before or during a flight. I discovered this 4 hours into a 23-hour flight to Greece. Only 19 hours of nausea to go. FML

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Lobby_Bee 17

Wednesday 18 October 2017 7:11

It seems more like you're getting nauseous from sitting next to strangers for such long periods of time. You could be allergic to other people. Consult your Introvert handbook for details.

pjsr 32

Wednesday 18 October 2017 6:09

Greece does that to me too

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Eric Misthal 3

Thursday 19 October 2017 5:03

There are no 23 hour flights....#fakenews

Bingo_Bango 13

Friday 20 October 2017 11:31

Take approximately 3 seconds of your time to look at a world map and asses where Australia is in relation to Greece and re-evaluated your comment. Sure, there is no direct flights, but with a stop over, yes, it takes that bloody long to get anywhere in the Northern Hemisphere from Australia. There is only so many characters you can use to describe your FML.

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