By Why Me? - 31/01/2013 09:07 - United States - Scranton

Today, I found out that I have a highly irrational fear of little people. I made this self discovery when my mother introduced the family to her new fiancé. FML
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Pleonasm 35

Truly tolerant people are in short supply these days, it seems it is too tall an order to be able to see short people as equals in society these days. I think it is below the belt to mock dwarves for their vertical shortcomings, and looking down on them is why we can't all see eye to eye here, and why they have such a short-fuse. As a smaller person, I feel like I drew the short straw in my gene pool.

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Voldy_fml 16

That must've been very embarrassing and rude at the same time.

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TheDrifter 23

I'll bet family life will be fun for you OP. One mustached Halloween costume and you'll be in full on panic mode.

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jordanleann95 6

My sister is terrified of them

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Capt_Oblivious 10

'Highly irrational'? So it isn't just a 'little' fear is it?

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Kingbreezy04 10

Just wait until he tries to boss you around, and you already afraid of him. "Clean up your damn room". Little step dad = 1 OP = 0.

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perdix 29

I'm imagining him standing about waist-high on her, and her face has become frozen in a permanent ****** expression. Sounds like the next great wedding-cake topper.

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poccocurantes 7

Look on the bright side, you'll have his axe.

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maddiewoah 15

I don't understand why anyone would be scared of dwarves.. more commonly known as "little people" of course. They're still people; they were just born with it :/ Sorry to be all anti-joke chicken or whatever, lol.

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DanielleinDC 33

That's why OP pointed out that her fear is highly irrational. Sorry about that, OP. It can't be easy for you.

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evilplatypus 38

Same reason people have a fear of butterflies or certain textures; they have no control over it!

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doodlecloud 26

People are scared of what is different. In any case, OP already said it was an irrational fear so they don't have a reason, they just are.

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Amy78_fml 11

I too go into a panic when I see male ones,but female little people don't bother me. I think it has something to do with leprechauns.

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perdix 29

She has to be very careful during oral sex, or she might blow his Bonaparte.

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Solle 9

You do know that Napoleon was slightly above average in height right?

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perdix 29

#36, not by today's standards. And that's all that really counts, right?

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