Miscellaneous: Today, I found out that I'm named after my dad's favourite drink....

By Anonymous - 21/05/2010 12:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that I'm named after my dad's favourite drink. FML

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f_alltheirlives 3

Friday 21 May 2010 19:00

Bloody Mary!! Brandy Alexander? Are you asian? Mai Tai? Dr. Pepper? Tom Collins? Jolly Rancher? Jolly Roger? Tell me now!!! I'm all shaken!!! Not stirred...

Expertfail 0

Friday 21 May 2010 18:52

Could be a good thing, depends on the drink.

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Poilo_fml 0

Tuesday 8 March 2011 4:15

Is it jose cuervo

thisguy44 0

Thursday 10 March 2011 17:03

ftw

rends 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 4:03

Nice to meet you, Jack.

ceddyz17 10

Sunday 10 April 2011 2:25

pepsi? mountain dew?

yummcookie 0

Saturday 23 April 2011 1:20

Haha so many possible names here... sucks to be you OP unless it's subtle

jus10andru 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 15:42

let me guess evan williams?

pplkillr 0

Monday 2 May 2011 21:04

so are you brandy or sherry? those are all the booze and person name i can think of. unless he named you vodka.

Lexi24679 0

Tuesday 24 May 2011 4:53

Whats ur name

cniggs 0

Tuesday 31 May 2011 17:59

tom Collins?

you_guys_r_fails 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 7:15

oh oh I know it's heinekin right. or is it blue moon.

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