By sakurabloom - 04/05/2016 20:08 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, I found out that if I take back my expensive headphones that my daughter constantly borrows, she will play porn on max volume, whether or not I have guests over. FML
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sakurabloom 12

OP here. for all you saying i need to disipline my daughter, believe me i have. I made her appologise to my guests, her computer is taken away and she is grounded for two weeks. the poignancy of the FML would have been lost if i included that part along with the post being too long.

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Top comments

itsme82 18

Here's a thought. Take away the device she's using to play **** on. Maybe I don't know.. Try grounding her for her actions. Discipline.. It's an amazing thing.

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justcommenting19 19

This is why parents have to discipline their kids.

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Shalnar 6

Being a parent, that's when I say, "I can stop being quiet with your mother, if you want to play that game." Of course, I'd also MAC block anything that kid has online.

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TheLynx_fml 20

Did you by chance take them back because they had water damage?

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ABlindMan 17

That's totally not a gross question. 10/10 completely uncalled for

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tj4234 35

You could always block her devices from having internet access. Only takes a couple of minutes to do.

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Kramer1998 20

If i did this as a child, i would have been beaten the crap out of!

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frankmz 17

You're right. Beaten. Not spanked, but beaten some sense into. I didn't want to bring this up in case op thought I was implying to discipline the daughter this way.

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ezrajab 22

That's hysterical!

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sillygirl247 14

Time to take away the computer/phone. When she has earned it back and doesn't pull that shit anymore but her some cheap but effective headphones

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FrostyyFML 15

Hello fellow Ontarian, that sounds like something the people I live near would do... Probably is the people I live near.

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

Send in relatives and friends to ask her what she's watching or say you should watch together and be dead serious. Right now this is a manipulative behavior to get what she wants.

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AJSAngel 5

Sounds like you need to do a better job of disciplining her.

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