By daragnan - 10/01/2010 21:47 - United States

Today, I found out that last summer while my girlfriend worked on a Disney Cruise ship, she cheated on me with Tarzan. FML
I agree, your life sucks 39 482
You deserved it 3 088

Same thing different taste

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Tarzan has that whole half man half monkey look going on many girls like. It was inevitable.

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Cruise ships are "****-boats". Everyone gets laid, even fatties. What did you expect.

caitlynrrose56 0

hey don't worry if it was tarazan then he would have a good body because his shirt is ripped in half so she probably had a wild time:)

KalusZwig 2

well the ****** have spoken, I'm sorry man, wasn't ment to be

Tarzan!? sheesh I would have gone with Alladin;) no FYL that does suck! get yo self a faithful girl who deserves ya!

Fx13mz 7

Bummer, she rather have a wild night with Tarzan than some boring night...

skater4life69 0
rebeccuh 4
SkyiiStarflower 0

did you ask if his banana was big? XD