Miscellaneous: Today, I found out that last summer while my girlfriend worked...

By daragnan - 10/01/2010 21:47 - United States

Today, I found out that last summer while my girlfriend worked on a Disney Cruise ship, she cheated on me with Tarzan. FML

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You deserved it 3 088

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Same thing different taste

By TotallyDoneDating - 02/05/2018 05:00

Today, I found out that my girlfriend of 2 years lost her virginity on a cruise last week. FML

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You deserved it 767

By Christian - 28/09/2013 15:21 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. We are on a cruise together. She has already found another room to sleep in. FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 805

You deserved it 3 563

By hakuna_matata - 31/12/2015 02:41 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I told her that I'd never watched The Lion King. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 120

You deserved it 8 923

By gRRRrr - 01/04/2011 17:35 - United States

Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend. We're currently sharing a room on a cruise ship. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 625

You deserved it 5 766

Kinda true, though

By Ponce de Leon's folly - 08/12/2022 09:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, my fiancée informed me she wants us to go on a cruise for her birthday. I replied, "Ahhh cruise ships, the Walmart of the Seven Seas." She threw a mixer at my feet and told me I ruin everything. FML

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You deserved it 1 116

By Godwhy - 17/09/2018 14:00

Today, I found out my boyfriend of 7 years has been cheating on me with my friend's 18-year-old sister, took her on the vacation we planned, and will be starting with my company next week. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 665

You deserved it 230

By nomoresbfun - 22/02/2010 06:31 - United States

Today, I found out that my most amazing spring break ever, will be spent stuck on a ship with my ex. It's been almost two years, and he still isn't over me. Yay. This cruise shall be fun. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 673

You deserved it 6 112

By probably single - 29/05/2015 18:28 - Denmark - Gram

Today, my girlfriend bought two tickets for a cruise to the Bahamas. Too bad the second ticket isn't for me. I guess her ex-boyfriend will have a wonderful time with her. FML

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You deserved it 2 405

Caught!

By Anonymous - 13/04/2021 02:00

Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me, thanks to a friend's TikTok account. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 049

You deserved it 82

By pinkfloyd777 - 20/12/2010 16:15

Today, I found out that my girlfriend's parents offered her a trip to Europe if she dumped me. She accepted, and broke up with me. Her parents were lying. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 558

You deserved it 3 853

neko_ceko 3

Monday 11 January 2010 1:12

Who can resist Tarzan?

elisabethecstasy 0

Monday 11 January 2010 1:13

Tarzan has that whole half man half monkey look going on many girls like. It was inevitable.

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hasty_D 0

Monday 11 January 2010 18:36

sorry man....i totally understand you.... she's a bitch to you...

sasharaee 0

Monday 11 January 2010 18:59

like everyone else said, it's just like the hangover :p

darienlake 0

Monday 11 January 2010 19:37

sorry for your relationship loss, but at least the PATS lost yesterday! am i right or am i right?

actress5698 1

Monday 11 January 2010 19:40

be glad it's Tarzan and not peter pan

Oishi_fml 0

Monday 11 January 2010 22:01

Well...he IS a king.

Zebidee 8

Monday 11 January 2010 23:16

So you're saying your girlfriend is a Cheeta?

NoteMyGrin 0

Monday 11 January 2010 23:47

Dude, the guys who play Tarzan are always really hot. He probably seduced the bujeebers out of her. Dump her!

xXAisuXx 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 0:17

Hey who wouldnt wanna be with the king of the jungle?

camzer 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 0:27

Sorry for being insensitive but do you realise how hilarious that actually is?

jeniilouise 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 1:08

hahahahaha sorry. :)

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Today, I was lifeguarding at a community pool when I noticed a toddler go underwater. I quickly jumped in but suddenly got a cramp, which caused me to stall. When I looked up, I saw an old woman saving him, and got a shoe thrown at my head. I was fired. FML

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Today, I dropped in on my wife at her part time waitressing job. As I was leaving, I gave her tushie a playful squeeze. I was then tackled by some acne-ridden teenage blockhead trying to impress the hot waitress by beating up the guy groping her. FML

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Same thing different taste

Kinda true, though

Caught!

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