Miscellaneous: Today, I found out that maggots can live inside of a saxophone....

By McWhopper - 08/05/2015 17:40 - United States - Brookline

Today, I found out that maggots can live inside of a saxophone. FML

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By lilviss - 11/12/2019 14:00 - Australia

Today, I found maggots in the ketchup on my sausage. Too bad I had already eaten half of it. FML

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By John - 26/03/2012 02:53 - Saint Lucia

Today, I discovered that it is possible for bugs to lay eggs in your ears. FML

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By MaggotMother - 20/04/2013 10:51 - United States

Today, I learned what live maggots in chocolate cake taste like. FML

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By Disgusted - 04/02/2011 02:14 - United States

Today, I learned that my house's fly infestation is worse than I thought. I now have maggots crawling and dropping from my ceiling. I have to sleep under them. FML

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Bubbly

By traumatised - 15/06/2019 22:27

Today, I went to make my morning coffee as usual. When I opened the container for the coffee grounds, I saw it bubbling. Perplexed, I looked closer. This is how I discovered that maggots can actually bubble what they ingest. FML

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By Rachel - 02/02/2009 22:00 - United States

Today, I bit into a cereal bar and thought the inside was oddly damp. I took a look at it and saw a maggot worm wriggling around. Its friend was in my mouth. FML

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Roadkill

By Anonymous - 11/05/2021 16:58 - United States

Today, I saw maggots dropping from beneath my car. I looked under, to see a rotting paw dangling from my engine. That would explain the smell. FML

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Home invasion !

By Anonymous - 23/03/2024 00:00 - New Zealand - Wellington

Today, I woke up to find my entire lounge floor crawling with maggots. Our whole house is clean, and they’re big enough to be days old, yet showed up overnight. I still have no idea where they’ve come from. FML

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By Ewwwwww - 04/02/2010 18:53 - United States

Today, I discovered that the rancid stench in my bathroom was a decaying carcass of a mouse in my toilet tank. FML

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By maggotsinmycarpet - 12/07/2010 20:56 - United States

Today, I was cleaning my room when I found a nice surprise from my cat. While I was on vacation, she killed a mouse. By the time I found it, there were maggots crawling in my carpet. FML

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Saturday 9 May 2015 14:11

Rule number one: NEVER leave your reed on your mouthpiece.

Broadway_Vayne 32

Saturday 9 May 2015 14:11

That's sickening. I just hope you didn't get any of them in your mouth.

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08XL1200L 6

Wednesday 13 May 2015 4:58

That's just ******* sick.

PokemonMaster0 15

Friday 15 May 2015 5:08

Never, ever, ever, EVER eat, drink, or chew anything except water before you play.

lilimae2002 18

Friday 15 May 2015 5:35

I just hope you were able to clean it out and get a new mouthpiece. I would die if that happened to my flute. Just straight up die.

tukies 28

Thursday 21 May 2015 17:11

That's a ydi. Clean your sax, and take your reed out. Don't let it get nasty.

Darkissed 8

Thursday 31 December 2015 21:06

the dangers of not practicing safe Sax

FlowerVacuum 14

Wednesday 18 May 2016 14:52

HAHAHA just pictured all these maggots being blown out when you go to play. I can't.

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