Miscellaneous: Today, I found out that maggots can live inside of a saxophone....

By McWhopper - 08/05/2015 17:40 - United States - Brookline

Today, I found out that maggots can live inside of a saxophone. FML

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By traumatised - 15/06/2019 22:27

Today, I went to make my morning coffee as usual. When I opened the container for the coffee grounds, I saw it bubbling. Perplexed, I looked closer. This is how I discovered that maggots can actually bubble what they ingest. FML

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By Rachel - 02/02/2009 22:00 - United States

Today, I bit into a cereal bar and thought the inside was oddly damp. I took a look at it and saw a maggot worm wriggling around. Its friend was in my mouth. FML

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Home invasion !

By Anonymous - 23/03/2024 00:00 - New Zealand - Wellington

Today, I woke up to find my entire lounge floor crawling with maggots. Our whole house is clean, and they’re big enough to be days old, yet showed up overnight. I still have no idea where they’ve come from. FML

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By Ewwwwww - 04/02/2010 18:53 - United States

Today, I discovered that the rancid stench in my bathroom was a decaying carcass of a mouse in my toilet tank. FML

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By maggotsinmycarpet - 12/07/2010 20:56 - United States

Today, I was cleaning my room when I found a nice surprise from my cat. While I was on vacation, she killed a mouse. By the time I found it, there were maggots crawling in my carpet. FML

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Saturday 9 May 2015 14:11

Rule number one: NEVER leave your reed on your mouthpiece.

Broadway_Vayne 32

Saturday 9 May 2015 14:11

That's sickening. I just hope you didn't get any of them in your mouth.

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ThisIsLeonard 8

Sunday 10 May 2015 1:44

I used to play never leave the reed and never play after eating

elk1221 11

Sunday 10 May 2015 5:23

That is gross. You need to clean your instrument more often.

microwave19 17

Sunday 10 May 2015 7:25

I really hope you noticed before you put it anywhere near your mouth

MrGibbs25 20

Sunday 10 May 2015 8:06

I want to know how, and how long it took to notice. sorry about the sax.

superminty 18

Sunday 10 May 2015 8:20

I had earwigs crawl out of my flute while I was playing once. I guess they liked it inside because it was dark and damp. Nightmare material.

FlutterLoud 29

Sunday 10 May 2015 19:36

Maggots can live anywhere, including inside of living animals...eugh

Dean__Winchester 16

Monday 11 May 2015 3:38

I'm not even gonna ask how you discovered that...

XxKosherxx 9

Monday 11 May 2015 3:47

Oh it's probably the reed. I never leave spit in my trumpet because of that. I always empty it before putting it away

Wazzerz 1

Monday 11 May 2015 14:48

Sax players be like: *clicks you deserves it button*

_Just_My_Luck 15

Monday 11 May 2015 21:13

Yuckity Yuck! What the **** (yackity yack tune)

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