By Alexandra - 05/03/2013 20:17 - United States - Gaithersburg

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Today, I found out that my boyfriend and one of his friends have been having sex with each other. His excuse? "She's my best friend, we do this all the time." I have been dating him for over a year. FML
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Senseless_487 29

If he's trying to work his way towards a threesome, he's doing it wrong.

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Fsvb 32

Does he actually think that is a good excuse? I'm seriously wondering if people can be this stupid and inconsiderate.

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uhhSavage 22

Sure it is! "F is for friends who do stuff together." See? (:

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RaulGarcia30 10

There not even friends they're friends with benefits

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FlashBurn 13

Boyfriend? Demote to friend with benefits.

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BellaBelle_fml 23

No. Demote to ex and move on completely.

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Vidrill 22

If that dumb asshole is still your boyfriend, then I would like to hear your excuse.

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AnyaS 19

You need to break up with him. I had a boyfriend for 9 months and towards the end he slept with his ex girlfriend... while I was over! He said she "was lonely". That's when I knew he was scum.

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AngelSpit 18

awww but look how considerate he was by being that concerned for her emotional well being

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hoshimi2012 8

I'd say dump his ass. He shouldn't be having sex with someone else.

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curlstar 6

I hope everyone involved used protection! If not that's extra ****** up. It's a question worth asking.

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gigi1981 13

I wish I could thumbs this up more than once! I hope he was at least respectful enough to be using protection whilst he was cheating on you! But beings as he is a cheating douche of a, dare I say 'man', I strongly doubt that. Make sure you get tested.

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Gestpacho88 12

Best friend....I don't think that word means what you think it means....

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rattusrattus 18

Step One: consider polyamory Step Two: discuss polyamory with partner and then potential partners Step Three: discuss practicalities as a group Step Four: polyamory :D You cannot skip steps two and three, that's not polyamory, that's cheating. And if someone disagrees with polyamory and you go ahead with it anyway, that is also cheating. I recommend the OP makes a post-it note copy of this and attatches it to their boyfriend's computer monitor.

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