Intimacy, Sex and Love: Today, I found out that my boyfriend and one of his friends have...

By Alexandra - 05/03/2013 20:17 - United States - Gaithersburg

Today, I found out that my boyfriend and one of his friends have been having sex with each other. His excuse? "She's my best friend, we do this all the time." I have been dating him for over a year. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2009 20:33 - United States

Today, my best friend admitted to me that he and my girlfriend have been cheating behind my back for the past two months. The reason he finally admitted it? Because she's now cheating on him with another one of our friends. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2013 23:55 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been sleeping around. After telling my best friend, I also found out that he and a few others have known for the past month. He asked, shocked, "Dude, I thought you knew?" FML

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Time to move

By Anonymous - 22/02/2023 02:00

Today, I found out the guy I consider my best friend has had a girlfriend for the past year, and they have been living together for the past 7 months. He and I have been having unprotected sex for the past 4 and a half years, and have even talked about having kids together. I only found out because I'll be their new roommate. FML

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Betrayal!

By Anonymous - 23/05/2010 05:32 - Canada

Today, my best friend of 10 years told me she had slept with a man who had a girlfriend. I told her that it wasn't that bad. She then informed me that it was my boyfriend. FML

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Bigmouth strikes again

By Anonymous - 19/09/2020 08:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came over. My mom told him the story about the time she caught me having sex with my ex-boyfriend. My ex is his best friend. FML

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We have so much in common

By Frank - 19/09/2022 09:00

Today, my girlfriend of 4 years confessed to me that she had sex with my best friend before she started to date me. Funny thing is, I'm bi and had sex with the same best friend at around the same time. FML

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By gng2fckngkilluyoufckngfckr - 03/08/2012 18:31 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me. I also found out that my best friend knew about it all along. When I confronted him, he tried to justify the betrayal by saying that she paid him to keep quiet. FML

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By TheThirdWheel - 23/04/2018 05:00

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 2 years and my best friend of 10 years making out in my bedroom. I stared and when they noticed me, my boyfriend didn’t even bat an eye and suggested we have a threesome. My best friend immediately agreed. FML

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That one hot friend

By Stillicide - 18/03/2022 17:00 - United Kingdom - Swindon

Today, I found out the guy I’m in love with has been side-messaging one of my closest friends about hooking up for sex. This isn’t the first guy this has happened with. FML

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By me - 21/08/2013 23:45 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I was in love with his best friend. He confessed that he was too. FML

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Senseless_487 29

Tuesday 5 March 2013 23:52

If he's trying to work his way towards a threesome, he's doing it wrong.

Fsvb 32

Tuesday 5 March 2013 23:53

Does he actually think that is a good excuse? I'm seriously wondering if people can be this stupid and inconsiderate.

Comments

EMTchic 14

Wednesday 6 March 2013 2:21

What an asscandle... You deserve better!

killerkiss92 8

Wednesday 6 March 2013 19:29

Lol asscandle that's a new one :)

gc327072 30

Wednesday 6 March 2013 2:31

52- N is for anywhere, anytime at all… 0_O Well I can't view that episode the same again now… :-l

AgentSmith79 9

Wednesday 6 March 2013 2:37

Just join in. What's the big deal?

AgentSmith79 9

Wednesday 6 March 2013 2:55

And now we will see how many narrow minded "sex is sacred" "glory be to god" dumbasses will thumb my comment down, hahahahaha

Wizzlbang 10

Wednesday 6 March 2013 2:46

And you didn't know? For a year? It doesn't sound like it was exactly a secret, either...

Sugarita 7

Wednesday 6 March 2013 2:57

That's awful :( How did u find out ?

RissaLea 8

Wednesday 6 March 2013 3:03

Ditch his ass. No women deserves an idiot like that.

ThatOneDrummer 8

Wednesday 6 March 2013 4:07

You're saying a man would deserve that?

RissaLea 8

Wednesday 6 March 2013 19:57

No, but considering the post was about a women why would I turn it around to being about a man?

9lashes 15

Wednesday 6 March 2013 3:16

-28 yea they experiment but they shouldnt while one is in a relationship

EffTheRest 6

Wednesday 6 March 2013 3:28

What a scumbag thing to do & it's amazing that he thinks that excuse justifies it!!

spliit_fml 8

Wednesday 6 March 2013 4:03

You deserve better OP that d bag doesn't deserve you

itsohsosimple 3

Wednesday 6 March 2013 4:12

You, lovely, do not deserve such a piece of trash in your life. Time for spring cleaning!!!

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Today, it was dad’s funeral and I intended to speak but I was crying so much I couldn’t finish and mom had to help me back to my seat. Unfortunately, most of our family are arseholes and I could hear someone saying, “Disgraceful, shaming his dad like that.” It was the worst day of my entire life. FML

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Today, my girlfriend and I were out to dinner. She had to use the bathroom, so she went, but the food came while she was in there. She came out, yelling at me for ordering the food to come that exact time, then she broke up with me. FML

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Today, my dad threatened to hit me if I didn't tell him what I had in my homework. He thinks I won't keep secrets from him this way. There's a reason I kept secrets in the first place. FML

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Today, I found out that I will be spending my spring break alone because my family is going to France. I can't go with them nor go with any of my friends because I have to take care of the cat. FML

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Today, my friends were all talking about the first time they bought condoms. I can still remember the first time I bought them; in fact they are unopened and expired in my bedside table. FML

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Today, my mom screamed at me for not cleaning out the coffee machine. When I told her that wasn’t part of my chores and she never asked me to do it, she screamed at me for not doing it out of the kindness of my heart. FML

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Today, I was driving home from work with the window down. I felt what I thought was rain coming through the window, until I looked over and realized it was urine mist coming from the cattle truck next to me. FML

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