By Anonymous - 29/11/2010 15:16 - Canada

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Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been cheating on me by finding orange panties in my closet. His excuse was "they're a Christmas gift." Thanks honey, I get panties that won't fit, and have little brown streaks. FML
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boomstick 0

Good for him, ******* a woman who can't wipe properly. Get away from his dysentery-riddled dick ASAP.

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FYLDeep 25

So break up with him. I don't know why it seems like girls are attracted to cheaters.

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DocBastard 38

The wording of this FML is giving me a goddamned headache. The way it's written, it sounds like the boyfriend's mode of cheating is by finding orange panties in the closet. Mods...please help...the pain...

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bethan1 4

If I were to go to someones house and have sex with them I would wear clean underwear and I would not take them off and put them in the closet that's just weird. My guess is that your boyfriend just likes to wear womens underwear and doesn't properly clean his butt. You should probably have a talk with him.

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bethan1 4

Oops that wasn't meant to be a reply:(

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RedPillSucks 31

Most likely, the boyfriend realized too late that the other girl left her panties, so he just tossed them in the closet rather than in the trash...

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bamagrl410 31

I figured someone else had to share my pain on this one, Doc. Of course it would be you haha.

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alexicanaaa 7

I noticed that too! Wow, pointless stuff to me English actually does come in handy!

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6sick6 4

Orange shit-stained panties are the new black!

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idratherbeincali 0

hell yeah man. I'm pre-ordering mine from American Apparel for Christmas

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EvilDave 13

They are a christmas gift. He got you a good reason to dump him and get a decent boyfriend. Of course, the latter probably won't happen as you will probably go for yet another jerk, but it is the thought that counts.

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sarabraun8 7

gross. just think, the girl must be an easy **** so ur better than her

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DocBastard 38

She's a **** because she wears orange underwear? What would you call a girl who wears crotchless panties?

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RedPillSucks 31

Efficient? Prepared? Forward thinking?

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DaveOnDope 4

That depends if they were crotchless when she put them on.

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gusgus36 5

gross way to find out. and what a lame excuse on his part. it sucks but at least you did find out. hope you dumped him

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starile 19

So, he was cheating on you in your own closet? How would he simply bring another girl's dirty panties to his gf's place and leave them in her closet? If you two are living together, it'd be more understandable if you said "our closet", just to show you both live there. Otherwise... huh? Maybe he did in fact wear them for you and left them as a Christmas present. Guys have stupid ideas like that.

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beccusmaximus 0

Either that or he was shtupping this dirty-booty ***** at her place. Which makes it worse, really. If they share a place, that's pretty bad too.

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Plenty of master bedrooms have two closets.

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SaRah_In_LoVe 0

Wasn't that from a movie? AGuy Thing or something?

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Doortje 29

So basically your boyfriend prefers a girl with chronic diarrhea over you? :')

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EvilDrPorkchop 0

What a dirty ho!!

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