Love: Today, I found out that my colleagues had replaced my email auto-responder...

By Monsieur-Madame - 31/05/2012 20:19 - France - Courtisols

Today, I found out that my colleagues had replaced my email auto-responder with a message saying, "I'm away for two weeks in Brazil. Due to the surgery, when I return, please address me by my new name: Crystal." FML

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By Anonymous - 10/06/2024 16:00 - United States - Galveston

Today, I sent an email to my boss about a sensitive project. After hitting send and getting a response, I remembered I'd set my automatic reply to say, "I'm currently out of the office, enjoying a much-needed break from all the idiots I work with." My boss was not amused when he replied and got the automatic email in return. FML

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By absense - 16/03/2016 07:43 - United Kingdom

Today, after returning to work from a week-long sickness, I sent out an apologetic email to all of my clients to explain my lack of communication due to absence. I realised afterwards I had put the subject line as 'Absense'. And sent it to all of my clients. FML

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By Farah - 26/09/2016 14:42 - Bangladesh

Today, I e-mailed an employer to ask about a job I had applied for earlier. The employer in question was on vacation. The person who replied had the position which I had applied for mentioned in their signature. FML

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By Soon2beexhr - 05/02/2018 15:00

Today, my boss tested a candidate for my current position while I was out of the office. How did I find out? I work in HR and the test results were sent to my email. The reason I was out was to have emergency surgery. Now I get to recover and job search at the same time. FML

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By unlucky - 06/02/2009 22:40 - United States

Today, I noticed a prospective employer I had been networking with changed her last name on her e-mail signature. I wished the aquaintence congratulations on her new marriage. Her divorce was finalized this week. FML

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Great timing!

By Nathan - 28/10/2024 12:00 - Australia - Perth

Today, I got back from a holiday to find that my coworkers had prepared a “Welcome Back!” surprise. I pretended to be excited, only for them to awkwardly whisper that it was intended for another coworker, who was on her way back from maternity leave the same morning. FML

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What's my name again?

By Lauren - 18/11/2024 22:00 - United States

Today, I found out that I’ve been greeting a coworker by the wrong name for six weeks. The worst part? They never corrected me because they thought it was funny, especially because it turns out to be their mom's name. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/05/2013 16:49 - United States

Today, my sister texted me, saying she was about to go into surgery. It's been a long time coming, and we've both been worried about what could happen. I texted "good luck" back. My phone autocorrected it to "goodbye" and I didn't even notice. FML

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By Anyonehiring - 28/06/2016 01:05 - United States - Tempe

Today, I had the great pleasure of meeting my replacement, who was sitting at my desk in my office. My boss must've forgotten to mention to me that I've been fired. FML

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By Ugly_Broke_Medussssssa - 16/08/2018 01:30

Today, while working at my job in a luxury retail store, a woman left me a business card. It was for a plastic surgeon. FML

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KayBo 13

Friday 1 June 2012 1:11

At least the people you work with have a sense of humour, even if it is at your expense, Crystal.

_ebbonyy 11

Friday 1 June 2012 1:10

Hahah sorry OP but you've got to admit, it is pretty funny :)

Comments

Drew167 8

Friday 1 June 2012 1:24

Crystal everything will be okay.

perdix 29

Friday 1 June 2012 1:33

Maybe you ought to fix up Crystal with Memnoch of Pleiades?

simmer333 0

Friday 1 June 2012 7:06

His son is going to kill you

ICastillo 24

Friday 1 June 2012 1:36

Crystal, don't throw a hissy fit, it was just a joke.

MerrikBarbarian 9

Friday 1 June 2012 1:39

As pranks go I give them points for creativity. I'd just roll with it, but I answer to almost anything as long as I know it's referring to me. You'll need some seriously plotting to top that one. A certain scene in Hackers comes to mind.., ;)

shaddol3lade 7

Friday 1 June 2012 1:46

Your colleagues are hilarious

DocBastard 38

Friday 1 June 2012 1:47

There is clearly only one thing you can do: Show up to work in full drag. Dress, high heels, makeup, wig, everything. Show them you're not afraid of their little prank. And then beat the shit out of them with your high heels. You're still a man, right?

ManInTheMachine 19

Friday 1 June 2012 1:48

If their prank was in fact a prank, and not them finding out about his secret, transgender, cross-dressing extravaganza of a double life.

kirrra 11

Friday 1 June 2012 2:05

but then his colleagues can get pictures of him, and take their prank to a whole new level

l23VIVE 17

Friday 1 June 2012 3:42

You both have decent points... But just consider this *takes off glasses and points at kirrra with them* Aliens....

kirrra 11

Friday 1 June 2012 11:19

what?

Ray_of_midnight 22

Saturday 2 June 2012 2:06

I wouldn't screw with a drag queen or a transwoman. Mess with them at your peril. Either one will kick your ass. No joke, a high heel wielded as a weapon can do some serious damage.