I agree! People are jerks these days

Not to be a jerk myself but I'm surprised nobody commented dick looks like a circumsised dick now.

baaad segway #12

Umm idk I think if it looked good someone would have told him.

Jerks are often bigger jerks than nice people are nice.

Coming from someone with crazy hair here. I have a big red Jew fro that turns a very light ginger in the summer.. I've been compared to carrot top more times than I can recall and I've even been called a used Q-tip amongst other outrageous things. This fml made me chuckle with the whole "freshly circumsized penis thing" Don't take it to heart.. The "douches" #2 is referring to are probably just jealous of your new style.

Walter White is also a nerd.

You are not the one who knocks!

The 'nerd look' is often just the way you present yourself with awkward body language and self esteem issues. You gotta work on the inside first and the rest will come with it ;)

69 - I agree. I purposely gave my son a mo-hawk once and made him go to school. I told him people will only tease you unless are confidant about it then the will say it looks great.

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OP, whatever you do, don't take this advice. It may lead to you being friend-zoned and growing a neckbeard.

or being mistaken as a brony

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Ok seriously who gets called names and gets made fun of from random people on the street? Use common sense people he's clearly being bullied at school >.>

Or work. Or by his friends. Or the gym. Or any other social institution he regularly visits.

35, most FMLs are due to random assholes on the streets though so your argument is invalid.

Do you even know how bullying works? It just doesn't take place in school. It can happen anywhere.

You mean hydrochloric acid?

No, hydraulic acid. He wants to make sure they bounce in low riders.