By Anonymous - 26/09/2015 12:08 - United States

Today, I found out that my contact name in my girlfriend's phone is "Dipshit McFucktard". FML
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backfire10z 14

Well in reality, dot look through other people's stuff that's supposed to be secret and you won't get upset...

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Talonshere 14

Yea! I totally agree, you can also not look through their stuff and never know they are cheating on you with a guy called Gonzuelos from Costa Rica. Better be safe then sorry :)

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Croooow 11

She's either a bad girlfriend, or a really good one. There's no middle ground when nicknames like that are involved. :D

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chocolatefrog28 29

They say pet names and nicknames point to a stronger, happier relationship...

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One_Way 43

It's kind of funny how half the comments are saying how it's a big joke, while the other half are jumping on the "dump her immediately" bandwagon. OP, you should know your lady, you should know whether this is just a gag or something to be upset about.

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RKDxNT3000 10

that's the most romantic name ever.

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sstahpp 33

My boyfriend is listed as satan on mine.

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FalloutScrolls 25

Better than a friend of mine whose now ex-girlfriend had him listed in her phone as "Free Dinner."

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