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By Horror_girl - 07/01/2018 14:00 - United Kingdom - York

Today, I found out that my crippling sciatica is caused by my 32M size breasts on my petite frame. The same breasts that I've been begging doctors to reduce for nearly 10 years. They deny it's a "real problem" and I can't afford a private operation. FML
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neuronerd 28

32M? Naturally? That's the bra size of the woman with the biggest breasts in Australia, and she had multiple surgeries to get there. People get breast reduction covered by insurance at even a DD cup. I'm not saying you're lying, but you're probably the only person in the world with that size naturally, and I'd expect the medical community would be very interested in your case. You could make a living off those, and I'm not saying just in a sexual way, but as being an incredibly rare anatomic anomaly.

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acmariner99 25

I hope you get all the support you need

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Cassandra Marie 2

id really like to know how you came to that conclusion. sciatica happens in the Lumbar spine and is different then piriformis syndrome. sciatica is a compression of a nerve typically related to degenerative disc disorder or a herniated disk. I'd like to know how your large endowment is somehow causing a compression or slipped disk in your lumbar vertebra.

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