Miscellaneous: Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear,...

By anonymous - 22/02/2010 18:11 - Canada

Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML

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By Angry - 04/08/2009 20:21 - United States

Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML

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You deserved it 7 191

By anon - 22/05/2015 02:22 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, I found out that my flatmate wears my underwear. FML

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You deserved it 2 176

By asdfghjkl_12 - 25/02/2009 04:33 - United States

Today, I found out that my boyfriend owns and wears more thongs than I do. FML

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You deserved it 6 715

By why me - 24/10/2017 01:30

Today, someone broke into my house and stole all of my underwear. FML

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You deserved it 288

By Anonymous - 08/02/2012 05:04

Today, I caught my boyfriend trying on my bra. He still has no excuse. FML

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You deserved it 4 218

By botharebad - 13/03/2010 05:14 - Canada

Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML

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You deserved it 3 275

By WTF? - 01/04/2011 15:55 - United Kingdom

Today, I caught my boyfriend secretly using my hair straightener while I was in the other room. Too embarrassed to talk to him about it, I left and came back later, only to discover him slipping on a pair of my panties. FML

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You deserved it 8 205

Arnold Layne

By Anonymous - 09/05/2024 23:00 - United Kingdom

Today, and for weeks now, I was sure my underwear was going missing. I found out why. My husband's brother has been stealing them whenever he visits, presumably to masturbate with. I literally caught him shoving an unwashed pair into his pocket he'd stolen from my laundry pile. Creep. FML

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You deserved it 76

Gross

By Noname - 02/03/2009 21:35 - United States

Today, I noticed some of my things in my slob of a roommate's piles of clothes. I found six pairs of my underwear that had gone missing. Turns out she hasn't done laundry recently so my underwear drawer was her own personal Victoria's Secret. I hadn't even worn a pair yet. All six were stained. FML

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You deserved it 4 385

By I'm out - 06/09/2016 17:02 - United States - Huntsville

Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML

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You deserved it 1 363

NGM_47 0

Monday 22 February 2010 23:44

"STILL wears them to this day" ? So does that mean that he wore them when you were together? Weird much?

amazinglyava 0

Monday 22 February 2010 23:41

he WEARS them???? ...

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Baia_girl77 11

Saturday 21 January 2012 20:10

I am so sorry for you that's creepy

rachbat00 0

Tuesday 28 February 2012 8:01

LMAO!!

SkoomaKi 27

Monday 4 June 2012 18:14

Ignore him, he might get over you eventually.

HanaFML 10

Friday 7 December 2012 0:37

Uhm how do YOU know he still wears them?!

Chris93Jones 20

Sunday 8 December 2013 9:01

oh.

Martijn1102 14

Sunday 3 August 2014 16:27

How the f did you find out? 0.o

randybryant799 20

Monday 6 September 2021 5:59

I'm. curious as to how you could find that out.

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Arnold Layne

Gross

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