Miscellaneous: Today, I found out that my father has taken my copy of Modern...

By tacoboy27 - 21/12/2011 17:39 - United States

Today, I found out that my father has taken my copy of Modern Warfare 3, and re-wrapped it as a Christmas present. FML

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You deserved it 3 562

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2014 20:02 - United States - Pennsville

Today, my parents refused to give my daughter her Christmas presents as an act of revenge against her father. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 472

You deserved it 2 581

By thatguy - 26/12/2009 23:46 - United States

Today, I was feeling proud of myself because I finally quit World Of Warcraft. I later found out about the gift my dad's family gave me. It was a 12-month subscription to World Of Warcraft. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 508

You deserved it 8 511

Looking for another one!

By Anonymous - 20/12/2019 01:00

Today, I finally got a Christmas gift, a calligraphy set, for my father that I have been looking for for a month. My dad came home happily with the same calligraphy set today, saying that he surprised himself for Christmas. He got it cheaper than me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 145

You deserved it 239

By Anonymous - 25/12/2009 06:30 - Canada

Today, I invited my boss and his family over for dinner. As usual, I bought his kids Christmas' presents, nothing too fancy though. This year, he had one more that wasn't here last year. So I just pulled something from under the tree to hand him. He opened it on the spot. It was my son's PS3. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 008

You deserved it 52 248

By LennyFace134 - 07/08/2018 22:00 - Canada - Burlington

Today, my "friend" returned my Survival Edition of Fallout 3. I should be happy, but he scratched it all to hell. My dad paid nearly $500 for it. He refuses to pay for it to be fixed or buy me a new one. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 334

You deserved it 783

By Sal - 05/12/2011 06:57 - United States

Today, I found out I have to give my father-in-law back the football tickets he gave me for my birthday. Why? His girlfriend decided she wanted to go. He didn't get me a different gift. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 404

You deserved it 2 491

By Anon - 26/12/2015 02:03 - United States

Today, I thought my mom and I could put aside our differences and open our Christmas presents. When she opened mine, she turned to my dad and said she didn't want the present, so I could give it to someone else. 'Tis the season. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 557

You deserved it 1 394

By Anonymous - 08/12/2012 05:44 - United States - Pinellas Park

Today, I was snooping around in my parents' closet to see what I would get for Christmas, when I came across a UPS package. It was the video game I ordered off eBay 3 weeks ago, addressed to me. They told me it had never arrived and said I should ask Santa to bring it to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 544

You deserved it 5 140

By Anonymous - 26/12/2012 08:30 - United States - Evergreen

Today, I unwrapped my present and, to my surprise, I had gotten a repair manual for my truck. Apparently, my parents are "Tired of seeing that piece of shit in front of our house." FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 501

You deserved it 23 113

That's worth $0.30 at GameStop!

By maystar - 26/05/2018 15:00

Today, it's my birthday. My mom and three other relatives each bought me a copy of Diablo 3 for my birthday. A video game that I didn't ask for, for a console I don't have. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 898

You deserved it 316

Yankee19 2

Wednesday 21 December 2011 22:39

Gee that sounds like what activision does every year.....

KiddNYC1O 20

Wednesday 21 December 2011 22:47

60+ dollars I'll never get back... Sigh.

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Troll_spray 6

Thursday 22 December 2011 7:05

it's because i sprayed it with troll spray dude. =D read the label in my picture.

CrankDatAsss 4

Thursday 22 December 2011 7:10

lmao what the f***?!

BloodMonger13 9

Thursday 22 December 2011 7:13

win but as gamer who's has mw3 nd bf3 I still beleave that bf3 is better

Vaginabutter 15

Thursday 22 December 2011 7:31

Should be playing Battlefield 3 anyways!

Stoneyyay 5

Thursday 22 December 2011 8:36

imho, if you still live with ur parents, your not old enough to play it...

Vekzzza 6

Thursday 22 December 2011 8:42

#17 - I think you totally missed the point or have decided to disregard the actual facts set out in the FML - FYL for being a moron.

boardforlife 0

Thursday 22 December 2011 8:49

Hahaha dude that's messed... Go grab one of his pair of socks and wrap it up as his gift lol

callofdutyking 3

Thursday 22 December 2011 8:58

Well the osprey gunners and moabs can wait. 10th prestige lvl 80 ova here!!!! :)

Stormmm 6

Thursday 22 December 2011 10:11

Well hopefully it's your Christmas present, although it still sucks.

Jewnut 0

Thursday 22 December 2011 10:16

Lol one of my moms xmas presents will be a charlie brown xmas, which I stole from her least year

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Today, my brother-in-law is a complete toxic asshole who makes me have panic attacks. He nitpicks my house non-stop and always puts me down. I'm a normal, good person, but all I want now is for him to suffer greatly in life for all the horrible things he has said to me and about me. FML

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You deserved it 124

Today, I was on my way home from a friend's house. I called home ahead of time to let my parents know I was on my way. My dad picked up and in a panting voice said, "Now isn't a good time, drive around the block for 15 minutes." FML

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Today, I was going on my first date. I was planning my outfit with my mom when my dad offered his advice. “That boy won’t care what outfit you’re wearing, just make sure you wear sexy underwear and carry a condom, guaranteed first date success. That’s how me and your mom got married, you know?” FML

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You deserved it 121

Today, I was doing an online live exam with the camera on when the power suddenly went out. FML

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You deserved it 70

Today, I overheard my husband screaming and sobbing into the phone. Apparently, his mistress has been cheating on him with both his brother and their uncle. Who’s the woman in question? My much younger niece, who lives next door. I don’t even know where to begin to approach this dumpster fire. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 977

You deserved it 133

Today, my husband and I attended a funeral. After the service, my phone vibrated. It was a text from my husband, saying "I've got mourning wood like you wouldn't believe! get it? MOURNING. haha :D" I looked up and saw him across the room, winking at me. Not the place, honey. FML

I agree, your life sucks 57 602

You deserved it 7 460

Today, my brother asked me if I wanted to see a magic trick. I stupidly said yes and now have a black eye from where he punched me. My dad thinks it's hilarious and my mum says he didn't know any better. He's 13. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 236

You deserved it 6 076

Today, my brother-in-law's baby died due to SIDS. I called my mom, hoping to hear words of comfort for losing my nephew at such a young age, but instead she told me to not let something like this scare me into not having kids. FML

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You deserved it 120

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