Miscellaneous: Today, I found out that my father has taken my copy of Modern...

By tacoboy27 - 21/12/2011 17:39 - United States

Today, I found out that my father has taken my copy of Modern Warfare 3, and re-wrapped it as a Christmas present. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2014 20:02 - United States - Pennsville

Today, my parents refused to give my daughter her Christmas presents as an act of revenge against her father. FML

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You deserved it 2 581

By thatguy - 26/12/2009 23:46 - United States

Today, I was feeling proud of myself because I finally quit World Of Warcraft. I later found out about the gift my dad's family gave me. It was a 12-month subscription to World Of Warcraft. FML

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You deserved it 8 511

Looking for another one!

By Anonymous - 20/12/2019 01:00

Today, I finally got a Christmas gift, a calligraphy set, for my father that I have been looking for for a month. My dad came home happily with the same calligraphy set today, saying that he surprised himself for Christmas. He got it cheaper than me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 145

You deserved it 239

By Anonymous - 25/12/2009 06:30 - Canada

Today, I invited my boss and his family over for dinner. As usual, I bought his kids Christmas' presents, nothing too fancy though. This year, he had one more that wasn't here last year. So I just pulled something from under the tree to hand him. He opened it on the spot. It was my son's PS3. FML

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You deserved it 52 248

By LennyFace134 - 07/08/2018 22:00 - Canada - Burlington

Today, my "friend" returned my Survival Edition of Fallout 3. I should be happy, but he scratched it all to hell. My dad paid nearly $500 for it. He refuses to pay for it to be fixed or buy me a new one. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 334

You deserved it 783

By Sal - 05/12/2011 06:57 - United States

Today, I found out I have to give my father-in-law back the football tickets he gave me for my birthday. Why? His girlfriend decided she wanted to go. He didn't get me a different gift. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 404

You deserved it 2 491

By Anon - 26/12/2015 02:03 - United States

Today, I thought my mom and I could put aside our differences and open our Christmas presents. When she opened mine, she turned to my dad and said she didn't want the present, so I could give it to someone else. 'Tis the season. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 557

You deserved it 1 394

By Anonymous - 08/12/2012 05:44 - United States - Pinellas Park

Today, I was snooping around in my parents' closet to see what I would get for Christmas, when I came across a UPS package. It was the video game I ordered off eBay 3 weeks ago, addressed to me. They told me it had never arrived and said I should ask Santa to bring it to me. FML

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You deserved it 5 140

By Anonymous - 26/12/2012 08:30 - United States - Evergreen

Today, I unwrapped my present and, to my surprise, I had gotten a repair manual for my truck. Apparently, my parents are "Tired of seeing that piece of shit in front of our house." FML

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You deserved it 23 113

That's worth $0.30 at GameStop!

By maystar - 26/05/2018 15:00

Today, it's my birthday. My mom and three other relatives each bought me a copy of Diablo 3 for my birthday. A video game that I didn't ask for, for a console I don't have. FML

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You deserved it 316

Yankee19 2

Wednesday 21 December 2011 22:39

Gee that sounds like what activision does every year.....

KiddNYC1O 20

Wednesday 21 December 2011 22:47

60+ dollars I'll never get back... Sigh.

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the_fuck_is_this 2

Thursday 22 December 2011 5:33

When losing an internet battle correcting your opponents spelling and grammar is advisable

Ricky23J 0

Thursday 22 December 2011 5:35

WIN

SILVERSTAR_6 17

Thursday 22 December 2011 5:45

What a cheap ass..

graham11 14

Thursday 22 December 2011 6:07

169- whenever I see all caps, I envision that person screaming. So on that note, I'm going to go assemble my sound proof wall.

thill2223 0

Thursday 22 December 2011 6:23

What level r u.

Troll_spray 6

Thursday 22 December 2011 6:31

Lol graham-2 gurggle-0

Troll_spray 6

Thursday 22 December 2011 6:37

Actually, i thumbed her comment up. Sounds like you're upset gurggle.

Troll_spray 6

Thursday 22 December 2011 6:46

=( *walks away* ill be in my corner if anyone needs me...

Troll_spray 6

Thursday 22 December 2011 6:54

alissatastic 8

Thursday 22 December 2011 6:56

Well at least he knows you will love your gift xD....because you loved it before!! Anyways isn't it the thought thy counts!! ;)

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Today, after my husband got ready for work, he touched my arm and slowly bent down. I assumed he was going to say he loved me and to have a good day. As I quickly thought of a loving response and prepared to give him a kiss, he whispered in my ear, "Did you put a dead mouse in the toilet?" Thanks a lot, cat. FML

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You deserved it 132

Today, my dad has been faking social anxiety to make me feel like there's something wrong with me. How do I know? Because I actually have social anxiety, and he not only shows no symptoms of it, but he also has a lot of misconceptions about it that he would know are false if he actually did have it. FML

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You deserved it 180

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Today, I was babysitting a 7 year-old brat. He refused to eat his vegetables, so I forbade him from playing until they were finished. He stomped off upstairs, so I let him cool off for a couple of minutes. When I went upstairs, he had taken scissors to all of his mother's clothes. FML

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You deserved it 4 432

Today, I had a boyfriend who wanted to wait until marriage before having sex. When I came home, I realised he must have married my roommate. FML

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You deserved it 2 192

Today, I'm supposed to be starting on the first part of a 9 hour road trip. My only coworker called in sick, so instead I had to go into work. One hour there, one hour back, and a 9-to-5 day. This would have been my first holiday in 7 years. After getting to work, I realised I'd forgotten my work keys in my other clothes. FML

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You deserved it 141

Today, my roommate ran out of filter tips so he cut up my chemistry note cards for his joints. FML

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Today, my flatmate wanted to introduce me to his new friend, saying we'd, "get along great". Within the first half hour, she'd used the word "lit" eight times, and dabbed four times. FML

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You deserved it 693

Today, after an 8-month wait, I went on my big vacation. The beach, the sea, the dive, the jellyfish, the allergic reaction, the hospital. FML

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You deserved it 57

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That's worth $0.30 at GameStop!

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