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By anon - 22/05/2015 02:22 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, I found out that my flatmate wears my underwear. FML

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By anonymous - 22/02/2010 18:11 - Canada

Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML

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Gross

By Noname - 02/03/2009 21:35 - United States

Today, I noticed some of my things in my slob of a roommate's piles of clothes. I found six pairs of my underwear that had gone missing. Turns out she hasn't done laundry recently so my underwear drawer was her own personal Victoria's Secret. I hadn't even worn a pair yet. All six were stained. FML

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By WHOO HOO AIDS - 01/06/2013 18:52 - Poland - Warsaw

Today, I realised half my underpants were missing. In related news, my slob of a housemate hasn't washed hers in several weeks, and has been stealing mine. FML

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By Angry - 04/08/2009 20:21 - United States

Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML

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Some fun was had

By Anonymous - 24/09/2024 22:00 - United Kingdom - Barnsley

Today, I got home from a holiday to find out that my flatmate had thrown a party. Everything seemed fine at first, then I noticed that someone had taken a dump in my running shoes that were in my bedroom closet. FML

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By Cold feet - 07/04/2019 12:00 - Canada - Richmond Hill

Today, I found out that my roommate was responsible for stealing my socks. When I confronted him about it, he told me that he did it because he likes looking at my bare feet and jerking off into my socks. We’re both guys. FML

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This is fine

By TheywearintheDIRTYlaundrybasket! - 26/03/2019 22:00

Today, I walked into the house I share with my boyfriend and found his mum sashaying up and down the hall. When she saw me, she exclaimed, "Oh, you've got to tell me where you get your underwear from!" Yep, she was wearing my panties. Neither she nor her son could see why I would be upset by that. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2019 16:00

Today, I moved back into my room, which I'd sublet for a few months. The subtenant never paid any rent and is gone, but she did leave me something: my own underwear on the floor, which she apparently liked to wear, but didn't seem to like to wash. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/07/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, while at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to shower, his mother slams a pair of underwear on the table and tells me that if she ever finds something like that in her son's room again, she is forbidding him from seeing me. The underwear isn't mine. FML

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By botharebad - 13/03/2010 05:14 - Canada

Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML

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Top comments

8Dirty1 24

Friday 22 May 2015 13:55

he just wants to get in your fruit of the loom

DA3Z 16

Friday 22 May 2015 13:53

Not ok.

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rohaanncool 15

Friday 22 May 2015 14:05

that reminds me of "Joey and Chandler" :p

IDerive 12

Friday 22 May 2015 14:08

Leave a smashed brownie in the top pair and grab from under that pair until he/she takes the top pair.

DovahShep 20

Friday 22 May 2015 14:08

certain things you can share, underwear not in that list

Im2Shy 16

Friday 22 May 2015 14:09

Going commando sounds great right about now. I'd definitely be explaining to them why this isn't acceptable and making them buy us both new underwear.

patrickalamo 47

Friday 22 May 2015 14:13

Itching powder Icy hot Come to mind

worldclassrager 39

Friday 22 May 2015 15:38

Well if you do something with one to surprise them it might start a prank war...there has to be some good solution

Ethan_Anonymous 28

Friday 22 May 2015 15:46

Time to start burning them

Teyros 24

Friday 22 May 2015 15:47

He's trying to keep em' warm while your busy with other underwear.

chosha_fml 26

Friday 22 May 2015 15:48

You need a lock on your bedroom door and apparently you really need to use it.

Pranav175 14

Friday 22 May 2015 15:55

You start wearing his underwear. Problem Solved.

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Today, I haven't been able to sleep for two nights due to cows mooing loudly somewhere nearby. I recently left the country to stay in the city. Which apparently has a higher cow population than my country home. FML

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Today, my girlfriend gave me my first ever blowjob. It felt like she was skinning my dick alive with her teeth. I had to pretend to finish myself off in the bathroom and tell her it was because I didn't want her to have to swallow. FML

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