By ujellybro234 - 01/12/2015 16:52 - United States - Brown City

Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been having an affair with my childhood bully. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 790
You deserved it 1 887

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ujellybro234 18

Hey OP here and wow didnt think this would pass! To all those people saying I should have stood up for myself earlier in my childhood I have one question. How was I, a 5'8'', 120 pound boy, supposed to fight off the 6 foot 200 pound lineman on our football team? Think before you comment. I wouldn't stand a chance.

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olpally 32

The bully still wins, but this time, kick her to the curb and kick him in the nuts. Completely the right thing to do.

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gosh_mate 30

Their loss. Now you can find someone who deserves you. :)

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RogueTheMan 9

I thought it was called an affair only if you're married? But you should teach that bully whose boss and beat the crap out of them when your girlfriend is nearby then dump her if she tries to cling back, it will be her loss

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Tyrez 32

If you are cheating on a spouse I believe that is adultery but any type of cheating can be referred to as an affair.

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dman798 18

Time to bully the bully

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tiger820 20

that shit is funny! I can see it now, some random guy pulls his deal out and pisses on two people's feet!.... ?

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DvNavi 6

I'm so sorry, I was bullied most of my high school years, I really don't imagine why a girl would want to be with someone like that but I guess it's possible he's not a complete douche anymore. Although your girlfriend is, get someone who appreciates you OP :)

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amsterdamgirl 20

That just sucks times three. yes this is one of those situations in wich 1+1=3 if you overcome yourself ( and holding that I am immobilised and useless in all practical endeavours) maybe you can chat with me; unfortunately I am not unknown with weirdos trying to take over my live. A curse of the 21st century I belive. god luck either way

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