By ujellybro234 - 01/12/2015 16:52 - United States - Brown City

Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been having an affair with my childhood bully. FML
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ujellybro234 18

Hey OP here and wow didnt think this would pass! To all those people saying I should have stood up for myself earlier in my childhood I have one question. How was I, a 5'8'', 120 pound boy, supposed to fight off the 6 foot 200 pound lineman on our football team? Think before you comment. I wouldn't stand a chance.

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olpally 32

The bully still wins, but this time, kick her to the curb and kick him in the nuts. Completely the right thing to do.

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gosh_mate 30

Their loss. Now you can find someone who deserves you. :)

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TheLastCenturion 19

Drop her like a hot potato. He can deal with her cheating ass. You deserve better, OP. But at the same time, maybe take stock of what might've gone wrong and work on that as well, so whoever comes next gets the best possible version of you.

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may14th 26

nothing went wrong, she's just a bitch

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ericp96 10

Get a bat and introduce it to their kneecaps

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Witchylady 17

Now that's a therapy session you need to go to

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JoeOfDoom 6

Sounds like he's your adulthood bully, too.

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ujellybro234 18

Hey OP here and wow didnt think this would pass! To all those people saying I should have stood up for myself earlier in my childhood I have one question. How was I, a 5'8'', 120 pound boy, supposed to fight off the 6 foot 200 pound lineman on our football team? Think before you comment. I wouldn't stand a chance.

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TH_Insomniak 15

I'm 5'10" 130 and have beaten up a couple bullies like that, it's not about.how.hard you hit, really. you've just convinced yourself that you couldn't do it, which maybe true, but too late now huh

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negb 30

Wow, you guys are dicks. I've been bullied once in my life verbally and I told her off so I don't really have any experience but I've heard multiple bullying stories. Some are horrible. You don't know how bad OP's bully was or anything about OP.

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izntdan 14

Op that's why you must climb a mountain. At the top you will find a monk who will train you in combat. Or that's how it works in the movies anyway

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MrSassypants 33

But climbing mountains is already hard. Can't there just be like an elevator?

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weveallbeenthere 30

size doesn't matter. I've seen a 100lb woman take down a 200lb man with a well placed kick.

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negb 30

#103 - situations like the one you're talking about is usually cause the smaller person has taken self defence classes and is like a master in some sort of martial arts.

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gabe67 13

I'm a lineman too and we have very weak knees. one good kick and he won't be able to walk for a while

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Scotth901 22

Doesn't work that way OP, I understand you. I had a bully that beat me up from 3rd grade to 9th grade(last year). I snapped this year, and broke a tree branch over his head, after he had beaten me up again. Never be afraid to stand up for yourself op. If I can do it, you can too!! ❤️❤️

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Scotth901 22

Note; the story came out, and he got expelled

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EliGolsdworthy 7

Why isn't the real question "How did she find your childhood bully"? Because that's my thought process

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

Take karate or any martial art really, that's how I stood up to a bully back in middle school.

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pockleboy 7

Its called chemical warfare op that's how you fight them

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