By ujellybro234 - 01/12/2015 16:52 - United States - Brown City

Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been having an affair with my childhood bully. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 790
You deserved it 1 887

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ujellybro234 18

Hey OP here and wow didnt think this would pass! To all those people saying I should have stood up for myself earlier in my childhood I have one question. How was I, a 5'8'', 120 pound boy, supposed to fight off the 6 foot 200 pound lineman on our football team? Think before you comment. I wouldn't stand a chance.

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Top comments

olpally 32

The bully still wins, but this time, kick her to the curb and kick him in the nuts. Completely the right thing to do.

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gosh_mate 30

Their loss. Now you can find someone who deserves you. :)

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xXxJaGsTeRxXx 11

Well at least now he will be getting your trash and not his!

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oiler 21

wow, honestly no words. But did she know who he was

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Born2Pizza 23

You deserve someone better, OP. Don't put up with that shit.

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beeferjay 34

it's the universe telling you that you dated a quitter. dust yourself off and try again r.i.p. aaliyah

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unholyswiss 19

That would make for an entertaining threesome. On a more serious note, don't put up with that shit from either of those wankers.

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Tripartita 44

Well, this FML left a terrible feeling in my stomach. I don't normally post comments sympathizing with the OP, but this is just awful.

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Dick_diamond 22

He took your lunch money and your girl!! FYL..

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yenze 18

Oh hes your bully? Phew i better not sleep with him now

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harleyivy 7

the bully is getting a cheating ***** now and you can now have her out of your life. I think you won.

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