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By humbug - 13/05/2012 13:08 - United States - Broomfield

Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been paying her half of the rent by taking my ATM card and getting money from my account. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2009 02:44 - Canada

Today, I found out that my girlfriend of almost 6 years has put me in debt over $33,000. FML

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Scammers gonna scam

By Anonymous - 17/03/2022 11:00 - United States - Morganville

Today, I found out that not only is my girlfriend already married, but she and her husband were planning some wacky scheme to steal all of my money, and run away to strike again in a new location, with new names. FML

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Deception

By Anonymous - 17/05/2020 02:00

Today, I found out my roommate has been cheating me out of hundreds of dollars when I finally obtained records of the past year's electric bills, which are in her name. FML

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By ClearOne - 12/05/2011 19:25 - United States

Today, I finally came to terms with the fact that my girlfriend considers me a glorified ATM. FML

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By asparagus piss - 19/10/2012 17:05 - United States - Tifton

Today, after having loaned my girlfriend money after she claimed to be broke and unable to pay her rent and electricity bills, she went out, spent it all on a new purse and phone, and now refuses to pay me back. FML

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Shady dealings

By CaptBlood - 04/05/2021 14:01

Today, my wife says she's not hiding money from me but I checked our joint bank account, which I no longer use, and find she's been transferring money in-and-out of 3 accounts, while taking money from me and getting payday loans to cover it. FML

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Trust

By Goodtimes - 01/10/2019 20:01

Today, I had to dump my girlfriend because of tons of trust issues that kept reappearing. Shortly afterwards, my credit card disappeared and I got to experience my first identity theft. All within 24 hours. FML

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Smart

By Anonymous - 14/05/2024 15:00

Today, I discovered my girlfriend stealing from my bank account. She thought she was smart by disguising her transfers as 'GAS BILL' or 'NETFLIX BILL'. Um, Netflix doesn’t cost £100 a month, and BILL is spelt with two Ls, not three. Reported for fraud; got my money back; single again. FML

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Hey, Big Spender!

By El Sayer - 03/03/2020 23:01 - United States - Saint Paul

Today, I put a lock on my account because of several unknown purchases for large amounts. Turns out it was my girlfriend, without asking. Who is now mad at me for blocking her parcels. FML

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By scammerssuck - 11/08/2012 09:13 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, my girlfriend received a scam email about her great uncle dying and leaving her money. She not only believed it, but she also used my credit card details for it. FML

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thejahfox 0

Sunday 13 May 2012 19:28

Dump the bitch

Shleebs 12

Sunday 13 May 2012 19:28

That was a pretty shitty thing to do on her part. I don't understand how you didn't realize the money was gone the first time she did it.

Comments

skokob 7

Monday 14 May 2012 0:45

Getting reay for marriage!

beclaurela 18

Monday 14 May 2012 1:10

Smart woman.

persianchikk 0

Monday 14 May 2012 1:38

Props to her lolll

Fats2334 0

Monday 14 May 2012 2:33

Shes been trolling!

KaiserSD 8

Monday 14 May 2012 2:55

I'm sorry, maybe this is a douche comment, BUT HOW DO YOU NOT NOTICE THAT?!?!? YDI

coe08 6

Monday 14 May 2012 3:28

aww I feel bad gl

disney_blonde 16

Monday 14 May 2012 3:42

Why does she know your PIN and why haven't you noticed money missing before?

CanadianCutie22 16

Monday 14 May 2012 3:57

she's obviously not trustworthy!!

1crabbygirl 10

Monday 14 May 2012 4:28

Cold-blooded.

BlackHarry 0

Monday 14 May 2012 5:31

Yikes!

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