By Anonymous - 19/05/2016 13:48 - United States - Schnecksville

Today, I found out that my "girlfriend" is only with me for free transportation. She even has my contact saved as the car emoji. FML
I agree, your life sucks 15 792
You deserved it 1 377
Thanksgiving: Turkeys and Skids
Family meals that turn absurd, because Thanksgiving is also about laughing at little disasters. More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

mich_fml 7

That sucks OP , start charging gas money ??

172 2

Comments

mich_fml 7

That sucks OP , start charging gas money ??

172 2
thatweirdasian 22

Ouch! Hopefully you dumped her after you found out! You deserve better, OP!

31 1
Tripartita 44

Thank god it's impossible to develop an allergy to to comments, or else the FML community would be suffering terribly. *sniffle* Oh, shit.

32 8
UserDoesNotExist 12

They put quotation marks around girlfriend putting emphasis on that word specifically, so yeah.

0 1
utrax 23

Take her to a place away from civilization and tell her to **** right off.

34 1
JadynHunter 19

She's not worth the extra gas money for one last ride though

10 1
vaxc 17

not with that attitide she isnt

1 0
Tripartita 44

And here you were thinking the reason you guys only had sex in the car was because of some automotive fetish.

36 1
crudeandrudeguy 29

Admit it, you're only with her for a "free ride" as well.

40 4
TryssFreja 4

Okay, so I'm just throwing this out here. It's entirely possible that I'm wrong, especially since I don't have the whole story. Is it possible that she saved your number as the car emoji because you're the only person she trusts to be dubbed "safe ride home"? If she drinks a lot, it may be an attempt to make it easier for friends to find her "safe ride".

4 27
J352SAURUS 30

Did you break your arm with that stretch?

22 1
Dale_shackleford 13

If her friends wanted her to have a side ride they would be responsible and have a designated driver, or at least they could stay sober enough to call a cab.

5 0
Mathalamus 24

this goes a little beyond reasonable limits of using people.

11 0