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By Anonymous - 19/05/2016 13:48 - United States - Schnecksville

Today, I found out that my "girlfriend" is only with me for free transportation. She even has my contact saved as the car emoji. FML

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By hustled - 24/08/2012 00:05 - Australia - Newcastle

Today, I found out my girlfriend is only with me because I'm a mechanic and I fix her constantly broken-down car for free. FML

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Today, I learned that the only reason my girlfriend stayed with me is because I drove us to school every morning. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2017 05:00 - United States - Houston

Today, after many attempts at getting my girlfriend to ride the bus to see me rather than taking Uber, she finally did. She ended up meeting a man who convinced her that she should break up with me. She listened. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2010 10:37 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by sending me a text. She was sitting right beside me on a 10 hour car trip, and there was still 6 more hours to go. FML

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By ClearOne - 12/05/2011 19:25 - United States

Today, I finally came to terms with the fact that my girlfriend considers me a glorified ATM. FML

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By humbug - 13/05/2012 13:08 - United States - Broomfield

Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been paying her half of the rent by taking my ATM card and getting money from my account. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2015 12:08 - United States

Today, I found out that my contact name in my girlfriend's phone is "Dipshit McFucktard". FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2013 20:07 - France - Sardieu

Today, my girlfriend informed me that our relationship is an open one. This was only after I was told that when she was "stuck in traffic" two days ago, she was actually playing the triple-X version of Twister in my "best friend's" bed. FML

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By ditched?? - 06/08/2010 09:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were driving around town in his car. To my surprise he took me out to lunch. As we were leaving, a girl walks up and asks if he had room for one more for a ride, sadly he only has two seats in his car. Guess who had to walk! FML

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By lukey_G - 20/03/2009 05:08 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was driving me to her house against my will when I said, "Sometimes it's annoying that you always decide where we go because you drive." She replied, "Yeah, I wish I could be more of the girl in this relationship." FML

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mich_fml 7

Friday 20 May 2016 2:26

That sucks OP , start charging gas money ??

L337Vic 7

Friday 20 May 2016 2:36

You definitely mean "Ex GF" right?

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mich_fml 7

Friday 20 May 2016 2:26

That sucks OP , start charging gas money ??

thatweirdasian 22

Friday 20 May 2016 2:31

Ouch! Hopefully you dumped her after you found out! You deserve better, OP!

koink_fml 12

Friday 20 May 2016 2:31

That's ******

L337Vic 7

Friday 20 May 2016 2:36

You definitely mean "Ex GF" right?

Tripartita 44

Friday 20 May 2016 2:47

Thank god it's impossible to develop an allergy to to comments, or else the FML community would be suffering terribly. *sniffle* Oh, shit.

UserDoesNotExist 12

Friday 20 May 2016 16:00

They put quotation marks around girlfriend putting emphasis on that word specifically, so yeah.

MenAreFromVegas 5

Friday 20 May 2016 2:48

Dump that welfare queen wannabe

utrax 23

Friday 20 May 2016 2:51

Take her to a place away from civilization and tell her to **** right off.

JadynHunter 19

Friday 20 May 2016 5:35

She's not worth the extra gas money for one last ride though

vaxc 17

Friday 20 May 2016 12:43

not with that attitide she isnt

ChrisHavok 5

Saturday 21 May 2016 0:19

redefining the term dumped.

Tripartita 44

Friday 20 May 2016 2:52

And here you were thinking the reason you guys only had sex in the car was because of some automotive fetish.

crudeandrudeguy 29

Friday 20 May 2016 3:00

Admit it, you're only with her for a "free ride" as well.

TryssFreja 4

Friday 20 May 2016 3:01

Okay, so I'm just throwing this out here. It's entirely possible that I'm wrong, especially since I don't have the whole story. Is it possible that she saved your number as the car emoji because you're the only person she trusts to be dubbed "safe ride home"? If she drinks a lot, it may be an attempt to make it easier for friends to find her "safe ride".

PurpleMyth 28

Friday 20 May 2016 3:15

You're thinking too far into this

J352SAURUS 30

Friday 20 May 2016 7:10

Did you break your arm with that stretch?

Dale_shackleford 13

Friday 20 May 2016 19:40

If her friends wanted her to have a side ride they would be responsible and have a designated driver, or at least they could stay sober enough to call a cab.

Mathalamus 24

Friday 20 May 2016 3:09

this goes a little beyond reasonable limits of using people.

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