By fd_uplife - 05/07/2009 16:46 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because she wants to "become" a lesbian. I also learned that she's coming to my house for dinner tonight. My sister is her date. FML
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Jari 0

Worst excuse on her part ever. You don't choose to be a lesbian. Either: - She never was straight - She's bi and wanted your sister more than you - She's a lying bitch, and she somehow thinks this is a way to cover up... something - She's a lying bitch who thinks being gay is automatically cool

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fxdxhk90 0

Your sister is breaking the Bro Code.

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HOLYchiz 4

You can't "become" a lesbian. you either are one or you're not!!

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element115 0

that's awkward, disgusting and funny as hell

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ItsJustMe17 9

if it wasn't your sister, you coulda asked for a threesome

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ChickenLegs937 6

yuck. that's gross. I don't like lesbians or gays. it's wrong.

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hateevryone 14

whoa. fyl for real

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_japhne_ 1

Okay so yeah poor choice of words. She didn't "become a lesbian" and she didn't "decide". She was born that way, but I'm sorry she didn't realize it until after you guys dated. That being said, this girl is a ****. I'm a lesbian and I STILL thing she's a bitch. It was hard enough for the OP having to deal with feeling inadequate as a man and having a gf who left him, but she has to go after his sister? That's pretty cold.

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