By fd_uplife - 05/07/2009 16:46 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because she wants to "become" a lesbian. I also learned that she's coming to my house for dinner tonight. My sister is her date. FML
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Jari 0

Worst excuse on her part ever. You don't choose to be a lesbian. Either: - She never was straight - She's bi and wanted your sister more than you - She's a lying bitch, and she somehow thinks this is a way to cover up... something - She's a lying bitch who thinks being gay is automatically cool

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fxdxhk90 0

Your sister is breaking the Bro Code.

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uberchicken 0

I'm pretty sure that she can't just decide to be lesbian.

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coopcas 0

@109: Well, I did. I kissed a girl in my babysitter's basement when I was 5. Several times. It's something I have always known.

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popemichael 9

YDI for having such a hot sister. ~_^

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akshar 0

Send a vid over here ^^

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Finnboghi 0

I would just like to put forth that most of you are despicable. If this was a girl who's boyfriend left her for her sister, you'd all be screaming bloody murder. Instead you're screaming about how his girlfriend was with him, and he said she chose to become a lesbian. Take a step back and look at how you judge differently, based solely on gender.

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Leaveittosteven 0

Yes exactly haha. Typical FML morons (read: white suburbanite Americans in general) defending people based on political correctness. His ex lied... She doesn't get a free ride because gays are typically persecuted. Who gives a damn? The complaint in this FML is this: 1. His ex led him on 2. His ex pretended to be straight when in fact she was pining for his sister 3. His sister is now dating his ex 4. He was betrayed both by his ex and his sister 5. Holy shit

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I_am_stupid_also 6

The OP is not married. His girlfriend is free to choose who to go out with. The OP just needs to suck it up.

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OrgasmicTactic 0

Well, you should really ask yourself why she decided to become a lesbian. ;) But I agree FYL, your sister needs to learn her boundaries and lay off your ex's.

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big_rob1 0

For all you idiots who are arguing about homosexuality as a choice, gay rights...etc.: STFU STFU STFU STFU STFU STFU STFU STFU STFU STFU STFU STFU STFU STFU STFU STFU STFU STFU STFU STFU STFU STFU STFU STFU STFU STFU STFU STFU STFU STFU STFU STFU STFU STFU STFU STFU STFU STFU STFU STFU STFU STFU STFU STFU STFU STFU STFU STFU Seriously, no one cares and its completely irrelevant to the FML.....sooo....STFU plz

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superbluff5 0

wow that is hawt

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bigraws23 0

This is the funniest FML I read in a while. I'm sorry. Just bring a really really hot date and keep pointing out how hot and straight she is thought the meal

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smokey23 0

that is ****** ok your girlfriend likes girls but not your sister. and for your sister there is unwritten rules in my eyes you just don't do that. there are to many other girls out there,and people may say she is your girlfriend i don't care who she is. plain and simple you just don't do that !!! i will not being talking to my sister for a long while it's just me.

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