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By GottaGetOuttaHere - 09/11/2018 13:30

Today, during my yearly review, I was told by my boss that mistakes in my paperwork will be investigated by our company legal team. He also said, "Think of them as the TV or movie version of Internal Affairs" and said that I would be considered "guilty until proven innocent." I can't afford to quit. FML

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Just a prank, bro

By Lucas - 11/02/2022 06:00

Today, our boss gave me and my team a final warning, because of a prank that one of my workmates played on him. It isn't the first time shit happens. The boss won't let us dispute it, either. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 34

Monday 22 October 2018 6:04

So wait until the final decision has been made. If you're innocent, you'll have nothing to worry about.

phaelnb 26

Friday 9 November 2018 16:26

Not how that's gonna work. "Guilty until proven innocent" means the boss can do whatever the hell he wants to screw someone over and get away with it.

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BurnInDemonFire 34

Monday 22 October 2018 6:04

So wait until the final decision has been made. If you're innocent, you'll have nothing to worry about.

phaelnb 26

Friday 9 November 2018 16:26

Not how that's gonna work. "Guilty until proven innocent" means the boss can do whatever the hell he wants to screw someone over and get away with it.

BurnInDemonFire 34

Friday 9 November 2018 17:56

If OP's boss was going to screw him over anyway, why not just fire the poor bastard? onceuponatime456 is right. OP needs to get in touch with Matt Murdock, or Foggy Nelson, and be prepared to fight for his job, or at least some sort of severance package.