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By PPP - 14/11/2014 03:39 - United States - Elk Grove Village

Today, I found out that my mom is doing a study and is keeping used pads in the freezer. FML

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By wearyconsumer - 23/12/2016 05:29

Today, I threw out all the food in the freezer that my mom had been keeping since 2013. When she found out, she said, "frozen food doesn't go bad." FML

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By jannister - 13/08/2012 19:25 - Germany - Bad Blankenburg

Today, my mom threw my tampons in the garbage and said that from now on, I'll be buying pads instead. Turns out she read a scare story going around by email that all the local teens are soaking their tampons in alcohol and inserting them anally to secretly get drunk. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2020 23:01 - Germany - Zittau

Today, I found out where the puddle in the basement came from. I thought the freezer was broken, but no. My mom is running what can only be called a death camp for vegetables in there. She buys them, then forgets about them until they turn liquid. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/02/2010 13:27 - Costa Rica

Today, I found out that my mom goes through my garbage. I'm 25 and don't live with her. FML

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By missy - 09/03/2009 22:54 - United States

Today, my mother told me she needed a urine sample to send in to the doctors to test for any allergies. I did what she had asked and went to my room. I came down stairs later and found her in the bathroom putting my pee on a pregnancy test stick. FML

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By anonymous - 17/09/2010 08:19 - United States

Today, my mom was going through the newspaper and cutting out coupons for me to use. She hands me two of them, one for tampons and the other for a pregnancy test saying "well, you're gonna need one or the other this month." FML

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By Dammit... - 20/11/2010 02:45 - United States

Today, my mom told my dad to get me extra absorbent pads, very loudly, in a crowded mall. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2021 21:27

Today, I found out my mum has been using my electric shaver for several months to shave her pubes and underarms. FML

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By Immafail - 20/12/2016 18:32

Today, my mother decided to "help me" by throwing out the stack of papers on my desk. Unfortunately, those were all my notes for my final exams. FML

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By isucksomuch - 31/07/2011 06:18 - Canada

Today, I found out my mother cleans the dishes with bathroom cleaning chemicals. She doesn't see anything wrong with this. FML

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kingcaper817 14

Friday 14 November 2014 17:37

Omg that is so disgusting I just hope it doesn't touch any of the food. I guess its your own bloody hell

randompizzaguy 17

Friday 14 November 2014 17:39

Under no circumstance is that ever okay. Period.

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DOBF 7

Friday 14 November 2014 21:10

Gross DX

MissBehavin77 18

Friday 14 November 2014 21:10

What kind of study requires frozen used pads? That's gross.

ABCDEF121 3

Friday 14 November 2014 21:44

CAN someone PLEASE TELL ME HOW TO COMMENT ON SOMEONE ELSE'S comment PLEASE.

magickitten 26

Friday 14 November 2014 23:19

Why are you shouting?

ostfaiz 18

Saturday 15 November 2014 5:55

u mean as if like i m commenting ABCDEFGHI...whateva Rofl

IvyRizzzzoli 25

Friday 14 November 2014 22:36

That's not a study, it's discussing

Super_Who_Lock 9

Friday 14 November 2014 22:41

Your mom is Sherlock

afallingstar 22

Friday 14 November 2014 23:09

So gross. I shouldn't have read this while eating.

airbear18 15

Friday 14 November 2014 23:10

excuse me while I go and vomit. that's horrible

worldclassrager 39

Friday 14 November 2014 23:11

This reminded me of American dad...

NodakN8V 25

Friday 14 November 2014 23:36

Sooooooo......pass on the Popsicles at your house ...

Fawnie 1

Friday 14 November 2014 23:36

I take it your mom is doing a clinical research study? At my job, we're conducting a uterine fibroids study, and all the participants have to bring in their used pads... but I've never heard of anyone storing them in the freezer. If she insists on freezing them, she should invest in her own cooler for them.

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