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By H1dd3n - 01/06/2013 23:31 - United States - La Quinta

Today, I found out that my parents were artists when they met. My mom said that I was one of their best projects yet. My sister, hearing what my mother said, broke my week-old PS3 in a rage. FML

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By daRN - 02/07/2009 19:34 - Bahrain

Today, my sister just had a huge fight with my mom. After that, she thought it was appropriate to smash my $1,000 guitar to "blow off some steam." FML

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By Christopher Tobler - 26/04/2019 20:00 - United States - New York

Today, I found out that my mom paints, and that I was artistically represented in a painting, as Satan, in a painting made shortly after I told her that I was an atheist. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/06/2013 11:43 - United States - Quakertown

Today, I finished a big art project. It was a self-portrait done in acrylics. Proud of my piece, I showed my mom. After some thought her first comment was, "well, I'm either going to insult your art or your face." FML

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Alexa, play "All You Need Is Hate" by The Delgados

By Anyonymous_101 - 21/09/2019 14:02

Today, I found out my that my girlfriend's parents hate me, all because they saw me laughing and hanging out with another girl. That other girl was my sister. FML

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You deserved it 97

WTF Mom?

By Random - 31/01/2012 14:41 - United States

Today, I found out my little sister is marrying my ex, and that my mother set them up. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2009 18:14 - Canada

Today, my sister was playing a rock star in a play. When she got home, she told me she used one of my old guitars, because I told her it was ok. I said she could take one to practice on, not destroy on stage. FML

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It's the thought that counts

By Mommy - 23/01/2025 12:00 - United States - Winchester

Today, my toddler proudly presented me a "beautiful drawing" he'd made... on my freshly painted living room wall. When I started to scold him, he said, "But I made it for YOU, Mommy!" Now I feel guilty for being mad at Picasso Jr, and having to paint over it. FML

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By Briscuit - 05/12/2013 00:00 - Canada - Pitt Meadows

Today, I was granted a donation to pay for a creative writing course. When I told my mom she couldn't even muster a smile. She found her excitement later, however, when she posted how proud she was of me on Facebook. I can only get praise through my mom attention-whoring on social media. FML

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By StillPissedOffAtIrony - 06/09/2014 17:25 - United States - Hialeah

Today, my mother yelled at me for not doing all of my homework. She got so mad, she tore up a drawing I'd spent over a week working on. That was my art homework. FML

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By 42 - 07/07/2010 09:43 - Canada

Today, my parents told me that I was born to entertain my brother. I have found the meaning of life. FML

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Mirorbo 26

Sunday 2 June 2013 10:37

I /really/ hope some punishment is delivered for that!! I hate favoritism as much as the next sibling, but that is not the way to go about it!

pistachiopanda 19

Sunday 2 June 2013 10:41

Probably why you're the favorite, your sibling sounds like a spoiled brat

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godfathermock 19

Sunday 2 June 2013 15:11

That comment your mom made might not have been all about you, but about how good the sex was when she ended up pregnant with you...

FlyingPie 17

Sunday 2 June 2013 15:14

How is a child an art project? Did they draw portraits of you and they drew yours better than your sister's?

jmcr 27

Sunday 2 June 2013 16:11

Shes talking about when their dads sperm meeting their mothers egg

pheonix_flash 7

Sunday 2 June 2013 15:31

Thats what you get for using psn

emilyjgraham 34

Sunday 2 June 2013 15:48

Oh okay, because everyone has that much money to spare...

journeytotheend 16

Sunday 2 June 2013 16:31

Oh well ps4 will be out soon

ilianaaa 8

Sunday 2 June 2013 16:37

I dont understand

tazrichie 11

Sunday 2 June 2013 17:03

I'd slap the heck out of her

WerkMe 4

Sunday 2 June 2013 17:07

God! OP, your sister needs a reality check badly!

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Sunday 2 June 2013 17:12

Someone's feeling insecure.

crasher20 5

Sunday 2 June 2013 17:16

You deserve it, ps3 sucks

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Same thing different taste

Alexa, play "All You Need Is Hate" by The Delgados

WTF Mom?

It's the thought that counts

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