Miscellaneous: Today, I found out that my phone fits perfectly through the slot... - FML

By Anonymous - 15/10/2013 06:37 - United States

Today, I found out that my phone fits perfectly through the slot between the elevator and the floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2009 15:01 - United States

Today, I learned that the gap between the elevator and the 6th floor landing of my apartment building is approximately one key's width wide. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2013 05:51

Today, it wasn't until I heard something fly off the roof of my car and hit the trunk, then asphalt, that I remembered where I left my phone while unlocking the car door. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2024 06:00 - France - Toulouse

Today, I helped friends move home, and since we couldn't all fit in their car I took the bus. While waiting, my new phone slipped and crashed on the floor. It now has a cracked screen right between my two overpriced phone protectors. FML

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By Reno - 15/04/2013 16:25 - United States - Reno

Today, while trying to find my phone in the depths of the sheets on my bed, I gave my comforter a huge shake. A second later, I heard a crash. My phone had miraculously flown straight into the glass of water on my nightstand. Found it. FML

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By Tired - 13/07/2009 13:25 - Philippines

Today, my building's elevators were temporarily out of service. I climbed up 17 flights of stairs only to realize I left my keys downstairs. After the painful climb back up, the elevator lights came on. FML

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By Alice - 01/08/2009 08:15 - United States

Today, I was wearing a skirt, and running towards a closing elevator, making it just in time. As soon as I ran in, my pad fell out of my underwear and onto the floor. There were 6 other people in the elevator. I picked it up before I realized I had nowhere to put it, so I held it. For 18 floors. FML

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By Kris - 06/12/2010 20:31 - United States

Today, I found my iPhone. Too bad it was when I was getting my clothes out of the washer. FML

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By FreeToFly3733 - 19/08/2010 11:25 - Canada

Today, I finally found my cellphone when I heard WHACKWHACKWHACK inside the washing machine. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/05/2011 21:42 - United States

Today, I was walking through my kitchen when I discovered a weak spot in the floor. Tomorrow, I'm going to have to fix the giant hole caused when I put my foot through it. FML

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By scherzo - 09/04/2018 08:00 - United States - Edmond

Today, I dropped my phone in the parking lot and it landed next to a car tire. As I reached to pick it up, the car backed up and ran over my phone and my hand. Hello, emergency room! FML

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ja2006 9

Tuesday 15 October 2013 12:02

I personally feel as though the lifetime goal of a cellphone is to try and escape from its owner...

nooopeee 6

Tuesday 15 October 2013 11:56

If it fits then it will sit :|

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slappomatt 4

Wednesday 16 October 2013 0:08

You mean your phone is less than 1.25" thick wow what are the odds?

jfghvdgjcs 2

Wednesday 16 October 2013 0:16

How are you posting this???

snugglesMcGee199 23

Wednesday 16 October 2013 4:38

This is going to make me so paranoid when I go on elevators. I'm sorry OP.

EvilLittleMan 23

Wednesday 16 October 2013 5:11

Crack Kills... The phone that is.

chaser5455 7

Wednesday 16 October 2013 6:40

How did you post this thenm

CommanderZooJob 8

Wednesday 16 October 2013 8:23

Out of curiosity, how was this posted? :)

awesomeguy1234 4

Wednesday 16 October 2013 14:39

i guess you could say it was an.....uplifting experience

AshleaJstudent 16

Wednesday 16 October 2013 21:00

That seems to be the equivalent of car key size too.

The_Tardis 6

Thursday 17 October 2013 7:36

yea let me just pull out my handy other phone and submit this...

Citywidetoaster1 2

Thursday 17 October 2013 8:17

I almost had this happen the other day... I was holding my breath watching my phone bounce towards the crack to fall down the elevator shaft.. Luckily it didn't though. Sucks for you :(

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