Kids: Today, I found out that my son set up a telescope in the attic...

By sonwhy - 25/02/2014 00:51 - United States - Brookfield

Today, I found out that my son set up a telescope in the attic not so he could study astronomy like he told me, but so he could spy on the girl across the street. FML

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By disasterbutton - 09/02/2010 00:28 - United States

Today, I noticed that my neighbor's house has a clear view of my daughter's bathroom. There is a telescope in his window. FML

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By Devon - 03/09/2010 04:35 - United States

Today, I found out that there is literally a giant hole in my son's bedroom because my son wanted to build a "secret entrance." FML

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By BMike - 11/07/2011 18:16 - United States

Today, I moved into my new house. I went over to my neighbors' house to introduce myself. As they opened the door I saw a telescope pointed at my house. FML

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By Creep - 28/03/2009 00:24 - Canada

Today, me and my friend decided to spy on my crush. He lives across the street, so we climbed on the roof of my house and watched him with binoculars. He was working out, and after 5 minutes he started writing something. He put a piece of paper against the window and it said, 'Stop watching me.' FML

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By Pumpkin - 18/07/2009 02:00 - United States

Today, I found out that my son is not really gay. He just told me that so I'd let him have girls in his bedroom. FML

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By parent - 08/03/2018 01:30

Today, I found out that my son has been telling me he's gay so we would allow the "female friend" who is actually his girlfriend to stay over. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2018 12:00

Today, I found out my son has been sneaking out of his room at night to see his girlfriend. He's a fully-grown 23-year-old man with a job and his own car. He doesn't need to sneak out. What an idiot. FML

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By Pimp-Daddy - 21/07/2009 14:55 - Canada

Today, I set up a camera in my kitchen to see who was stealing my cookies. Turns out my mom had her boyfriend over. Good news, the cookies are safe. Bad news, I now have something recorded that I never wanted to see in my life. FML

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By :(( - 25/04/2012 18:46 - United States - Saint Petersburg

Today, I heard my neighbors having a violent argument in their front yard. I listened in, and soon found out why the wife wasn't happy with her husband. Apparently, she had caught her husband peeking through my windows for the second time this month. FML

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By Kellie - 31/12/2010 09:55 - United States

Today, I found a hidden camera in my room equipped with night vision and a microphone. My parents have been spying on me for at least the past year. FML

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Sam_d07 10

Tuesday 25 February 2014 10:22

Well he found his star I'll give him that

PattonGilette2 18

Tuesday 25 February 2014 10:21

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Comments

sdroze1389 31

Tuesday 25 February 2014 10:43

you can't genuinely be surprised right? young males means one track minds, and that track has nothing to do with stars lol

jddrinker 6

Tuesday 25 February 2014 10:58

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Wizardo 33

Tuesday 25 February 2014 11:14

Hehehehe Monica... but seriously take the telescope away before he hurts himself.

winterkills 7

Tuesday 25 February 2014 19:49

idk why this is downvoted. quality reference.

arandomusernameaa 20

Tuesday 25 February 2014 20:41

"before he hurts himself" like fapping too much and making a nice hand sculpture in his penis?

Voij 16

Tuesday 25 February 2014 11:14

You should probably stop this immediately, just to make sure that he doesn't get accustomed to violating the privacy of others. You could also tell him that it's for his own benefit, since society[read: everyone at school] would look at him with utter disgust should this behaviour become known to others.