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invite them over to dinner and let them see your board with pictures of them at various places!
when they are looking through the telescope, do something creepy and weird to scare them
awe I bet OP feels loved
Get a half scale replica of the Hubble and point it right at them.
looks like they already got their introduction
I always feel like, somebody's watchin' meeeee.
Give em a show OP!
They just want to get t to know you ! ... Creeps ...
lmfao @ pman
Does anyone realize that telescopes are fow looking very far away, close distances won't focus too well. that's what binoculars are for.
"...stalkin' your mom, stalkin' your mom, stalk-stalk-stalking..."
well that isn't creepy at all
not in any possible way psffh
It's not like they'd be hoping for a peepshow!
HEY DONT HATE ON ADVENTURE TIME ITS A GREAT SHOW!
that's one horny family :P
Woah.... since when did Pervy Sage live in Kentucky???
-169 I changed it just for you ;)
There's nothing to privately investigate? OP just knows that the neighbours' activities are very strange and stalker-like.
No, no, the neighbor IS the PI. He was just kind enough to save OP the trouble of paying for one.
well, hey. maybe its a misunderstanding. they could have just misplaced it or are moving it.
most likely explanation is that they were curious abt the new neighbors... not really stalkerish imo. prolly just looking at them as they move in... go back in a week if its still there u got a problem
haha yeah I had a flash back too
ditto
I like that pokemon
what does Op stand for?!!
It stands for Original Poster (i.e. - the person who posted the FML).
Optimus Prime.
Overactive Penis
what does Op mean???!
Telescope? That's a bit extreme... Isn't it?
Yeah. Just use binoculars... P.S. I love your picture!
they were looking for pimples
they like to see inside their neighbors pores.
kinky
Figure out where it's pointed and freak them out. You know, dance around in a big bird costume or something. Or just stand there and stare at then when they're looking at you.
Or point another telescope back at the same spot.
OP should do the hand jive.
take it as an complement ;)
or take it as a hint to buy some curtains...
Move. Now.
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I wonder if that's why the original owner moved.
Stalkers.