By Anonymous - 06/04/2014 18:09 - United States - Lakeland

Today, I found out that my three closest online friends are the same person: my obsessive ex. I met all three before he and I even started dating. FML
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gc327072 30

Oh, hey babe! I didn't know you were on FML!

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Welshite 39

Aww. He's cares so much that he's willing to share all of his personalities with you.

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kat_moore15 12

Hahaha oh my.. I think it's time for some new friends.. Hm

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leary96 15

Or some real life not internet friends.

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ELoni_fml 25

Restraining order, and maybe get a vicious dog

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SpunkyyyMonkeyy 10

She lives in the US why not get a gun as well. Haha

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leary96 15

Better load up before Obama takes them all.

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KaylaTackett 18

"I met all three before he and I even started dating". I don't understand this part.

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HeyTherexxx 21

It means she spoke to all three different internet personas before she and her ex began dating.

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gracehi 31

My theory is that OP and her ex knew each other before they started dating. He liked her, but wanted to figure out a fool proof way to woo her, so he made three different online aliases, met her in some pubic forum, made friends, got to know her better, THEN asked her out. It's actually quite clever, although equally creepy.

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